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Reasons I'm Still A Child

Penulis : Unknown on Wednesday, 31 July 2013 | 10:23

Well, here I am on my 26th birthday eve just staring at a blank damn blog post when I have work to get done so I can avoid coming in tomorrow and Friday like the plague. We wont get into that though, it's too sensitive of a subject.

It's slightly amusing to me that I'm sitting here staring at my desk which is an entire disaster and thinking that not much has changed as far as my life goes.

Let's take a look at reasons I'm still a child:

- My daily lunch typically looks something like this:

or this


- Dinner doesn't get much better, except now I can add wine to the mix. So, that's phenomenal.


- My mom still tells me to stop biting my nails and I still don't stop. At least she doesn't put hot sauce on them anymore. On second note, maybe that's why I love hot sauce now?

- If it's pink and sparkly, I've gotta have it. This is never going to change.

- If there's a guy I think is super cute, I still get giggly and awkward. And my tongue gets all tied up and I can't form full sentences. Luckily this doesn't happen too often because you have to be over the moon sexual.

- I still obsess over celebrities. Case and point:

- One of my favorite things in life, still to this day, is an old fashioned slumber party with my besties. Only, once again, we get wine, sex talk, and rated R movies now. Way more exciting.

- Dessert over dinner. Always.

- Singing in my hair brush while dancing in the middle of my living room will forever be my favorite thing to do when I'm alone.

- Bubble baths are always fun. And again, let's bring the wine factor in one last time.

- I still prefer to wear dresses over pants. Except I no longer am forced to wear shorts under my dresses so the boys don't see my underoos when I'm on the swings. Now I just let it all out there. Kidding. Maybe.

- Pink nail polish is the best nail polish. Bonus points for being able to add glitter whenever I want now that my mom wont bitch about how hard it is to get off my fingers.

- Coloring is still by far one of my most favorite things to do. I'll let you decide if I'm talking about the SATC reference or not.


- Last, but not least, my birthday will forever be my most favorite day of the year. Let's do this, twenty-six!!
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