Big floppy hats and bingo.

Tuesday 30 April 2013

Yesterday when I got home from work I was greeted by two very demanding white dogs who wouldn't stop yelling at me. Yap, yap, yap... take us on our motha fuggin' walk, you ho... Is what I'm pretty sure they were saying to me. They were loud and rude and, really, I was starting to feel like it was time to list them on Craigslist to remind them who's boss around here.

Then I got to thinking, there really are FEW things on this planet that excite me the way going on a walk excites those two damn dogs of mine. I mean, really, one of them is bouncing around in a circle, like a damn moron, and the other is just howling at me like she's the wolf and I'm the moon. It's madness.

You want to know what would get me hopping around in circles right now? If you told me we were going on this...

I love cruises. Really, there's not a much better way to vacation, in my personal opinion.

I've got the booze smuggling thing down to a science which just makes it all that much better. It also, kind of, makes you feel like a bad ass. Or maybe that's just me. Either way, I'm a big fan of filling my "soda" tumbler full of sweet tea vodka and lemonade, all while parading around this big ass ship with no cares in the world.

Check out that seemingly innocent cup.
To which I say... this is how we do it. 

For the record, here's how I prefer to smuggle my booze on the ship. Experiment at your own risk, it's every man for themselves. If you get caught, it ain't my fault. Did I do that?

I've also smuggled booze on via Listerine bottles. Let me just say, for the record, this is not the greatest idea unless you're a big fan of Listerine flavored vodka. Which I am not. That vodka was only tolerable once I was too drunk to notice... Which was about drunk enough to where it was bedtime. You can see the issue there, I'm sure. 

Stick with the plastic "flasks", they're pretty damn handy.

Though I have to tell you, I've considered trying one of these babies out. Maybe filling it with some Chardonnay? 

Why the hell didn't I think of that!?

In addition to the boozing, you get to eat your heart out the entire freaking time. Last cruise I went on, I ordered two friggen steaks at dinner and three desserts. Unlimited steak and creme brulee is a sure fire way to put a smile on this girl's face.

Well, until the next morning when I remember I have to be in a bathing suit all day long.
Enter: more sweet tea vodka and lemonade.

Anyways, the moral of today's story is that cruises make me as happy as a dog going for a walk.

I think it might have something to do with that fact that my phone gets zero service on it and it's one of the only acceptable reasons to entirely disconnect from the world.
And maybe a little bit because it's acceptable to have an alcoholic drink with an umbrella in it in your hands at all times of the day.

And wear big floppy hats.
While playing bingo.

And now I really just want to be on a big ass boat in the middle of the ocean.
Who's with me?


PS. Don't forget to enter my sponsor giveaway. You don't win a cruise but you could win like a month's worth of Starbucks.

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Conversations With Lucas Part II

Monday 29 April 2013

"I wish I could have that dream I had last night, or maybe the night before, or the night before that."
M: "Oh? What was it about?"
L: "I don't remember."
(Laughter from me)
"If you don't remember what the dream is about why do you wish you could have the dream again?"
"I just do. I remember some things."
"Was it a good dream?"
"Not really."
(Laughter, again.)
"You wish you could have the dream again, but it's not really a good dream, and you don't remember what it's about?"
"I said I remember some things."
"Ok, what things do you remember? What can you tell me about it?"
"I don't know."
After some thinking he just says- "Dreams are liking reading a book."

L: "I want to have a pair of rocket boots."
Me, "Have you seen those on someone?"
"No, but you put them on your shoes and they lift you off the ground and you can fly. That's what I want."
"I've never seen those before, I'm not sure where I would buy them."
"They are kind of like planes, but for your shoes. They just lift you off the ground and you stay in the air."
"They sound neat."
"They have this green thing on the back and it spins around and has things on it and then it gets smaller."
"So you've seen them before?"
"No."
"Then how do you know what they look like? How do you know it has that green thing on the back?"
"I'm just guessing."

Kayla got Lucas a scented marker for Christmas. Lucas got 'scented' and 'sensitive' mixed up and started calling it a 'sensitive marker. One day he was using this marker when Joe noticed a green mark on his thumb. Lucas told him it was from the 'sensitive marker' then said, "Do you think I'm sensitive now? Do you think I have a sensitive thumb?"

Lucas, "I want to grow bigger so I can have a kid. Who is going to be my kid?"
You haven't had your kid yet so I can't tell you who is going to be your kid!
L: "What is his name?"
I don't know, you have to name your kid.
L: "Why do I have to name him?"
What are you going to call him, hey kid?
L: "I'm going to name him Lucas!"


I know what I want to get Kayla for her birthday. A plane ticket to MD!

The kids were playing 'castle' with Joe. Joe says he's the king because he has the crown. Lucas says he's not a king because he doesn't have a heart. Joe says kings don't need a heart. Lucas says, "Yes they do because I'm a king and I have a heart!" Joe asks him what his heart is for and Lucas says "God!"

Kayla runs upstairs to get her socks and Lucas says "Go get your socks! Go get your poop-head!"
Joe, "Lucas..."
Lucas, "How did that just pop out of my head?"
Me, "Don't you mean how did that pop out of your mouth?"
L, "No, all the words are in my head and I was going to say socks so I don't know how that popped out of my head. I have a wall around those words."
Joe, "I guess you better build that wall a little higher."

"A big spoon is almost the same as a little spoon, but it's bigger. And has a bigger scoop."

"Kayli is 4 and I'm 4 so we're like twins! But with different moms and different houses."

L, "Dad said I could play the Wii until 10:00."
Me, "I don't know what you're talking about Lucas, you're in school at 10am and you're sleeping when it's 10 at night."
L, "I just made that up."

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Doing the Monday thing.

I really hate it when I stare at this damn blank screen with nothing of substance to write out. Obviously it's Monday, which means it's pretty much the easiest day on the books to write a post but then I have the internal battle with myself over being the cliche lifestyle blogger and then I'm back to square one. Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a lifestyle blogger.

It'd be easiest for me to sit here and tell you all about how I drank lots of beer, even though I said I wouldn't, and I didn't "take it easy", like I said I would... mostly because that's exactly how my weekend went down. Who's surprised? I knew you wouldn't be.

I did, however, get to go to the beach on Saturday which would have been great except I got rained on. It's a good thing I had a plethora of bottles of Andre at my fingertips.

Which led me to take this artsy black and white selfie.
Complete with a reflection of my long giraffe arms. You're welcome.

And here we are, on the beach, fully clothed... sitting in the rain.
Why not?

I also dabbled in the kitchen over the weekend. I tried to stay healthy... I think it worked.
Minus the Andre and beer and whatever the hell else I drank that managed to haunt me for the majority of the day yesterday.

2 egg whites, 1 yolk, chopped up turkey, tomatoes, green peppers, fresh chopped garlic, salt, pepper, and a shit ton of Sriracha smeared all over the top.

I mean, I'd date me. That's all I'm saying.

Oh, something else pretty awesomepants happened. 

Well, it actually happened about 2 weeks ago but this weekend I actually got to enjoy it.

Becka, the fabulous owner of Kiki La Rue, named a damn dress after me! If that isn't the coolest thing you've ever heard, you haven't heard cool. Really, if your name is Whitney, feel free to just hop aboard this train and be excited about it with me. 

I present to you, the Whitney maxi! Aka the most flattering dress I own. 

There's a good chance I'll be wearing this dress an obnoxious amount of times this summer. It's so perfect. And I don't just think that because it's got a cool name. Which is does, if I haven't already mentioned that.

So, yeah, really that's all I've got for you today. So exciting, I know.

I'm out like trout, home slices.

Oh, oh, PS... I'm having a sponsor giveaway thingy majigger going on right now with some pretty cool people and really awesome prizes. Go enter and then win... and then brag to me about all of the stuff you get to buy with all of the giftcards you win.

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Sunday 28 April 2013

It's that time of the month again. No, not that time... You know me better than to discuss such a thing around here.

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A Saturday in a Track Suit

Saturday 27 April 2013

Happy Saturday, my friends! I hope you all made some awesomely horrible decisions and this posts finds you somewhere between hungover and day drunk.

Or maybe that's probably just me. I'm headed to the beach!

Today is the first ever Saturday in Yoga Pants. And no, I'm not talking about me and what I'm wearing right now. I'm talking about me snagging a little brilliant idea from my funny friend Taylor and I'm opening my blog up to one guest blogger per Saturday! You can find more info about this in my sponsor tab.

So, let's get the party started and everyone meet Ashley from Track Suit Friday! 

Hi Ashley!

What made you start blogging?

With some encouragement from a few friends I really trusted to be brutally honest, I bought the domain name almost 2 years ago.  But, in the last few months, I've really felt the need to inflict myself upon tens...of elevens of people.  So, I started using the domain name.  I'm still flopping around like a fish out of water trying to find the direction I want to take, but so far I've really had a lot of fun just e-meeting all these great girls (women) and writing about all the stupid shit I do.

Do you ever wear track suits to work? We could really be quite to duo.

I freakin' WISH I could wear track suits to work.  The name actually came from a job I used to have where these older ladies would make a total mockery out of "casual Friday" and come decked out in these velour track suits, head to toe in one color.  They were like an elastic waisted gang.  I didn't dare wear one, I think you had to get jumped in by the old lady crew, and to be honest, they were a little scary.   

You say you like crap television. What are some of your favorites and why? This is a judgement free zone, I expect pure crap!

 I will literally watch anything on MTV, Bravo or A&E without questioning it.  I will not miss Teen Mom, Shahs of Sunset, Housewives (of course), or lately, my husband and I started watching that celebrity diving show Splash.  It's a total shit show and we tune in every week like total losers.  My dedication to this crap is unwavering.  I work in academics so by the time I get home, all I want to do is hit the "off" switch and fill my brain with stupid.  Thankfully, TV has presented me with nearly endless options to this. 

I feel you, girrrrl.

When I say "favorite" what's the very first thing that comes to mind?  

Matt.  He's my most favorite person.  Which is good, because I married him. But anyone who does my laundry and makes me dinner easily becomes my favorite person, so he should watch his step since his "favorited" position isn't exactly secure.  I kid!!  But on the real, he's unbelievably great and has reminded me (and some of my single girlfriends) that good guys aren't unicorns.  

You have a recipe for the best black bean soup ever on your blog (that I'm so tempted to try out). If you could eat one thing, in mass proportions without gaining weight, for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Try the soup.  It will take all of 10 minutes, and you won't be sorry.  But, if my inner beast could eat one thing in large quantities, without gaining weight, it would be, without hesitation, french fries.  They are my food kryptonite.  If you order them, even if I did too (because lets face it, I always order them), I will eat yours too.  Chili fries, gravy fries, plain fries, don't care.  Just don't give me sweet potato fries, because they stir up all kinds of irrational anger.  

Side note from Whitney: I totally get this irrational anger. Sweet potatoes are simply a disgrace to the potato name.

What would you do if you got one of those husband-free weekends you mentioned in this post? 

My "single girl" weekends almost always consist of laying in bed watching the above mentioned shows well in to the afternoon, where I then pull on some hideous clothes (namely a pair of black yoga pants that have worn thin in the butt), a long t shirt to cover said ass, and whatever shoes happen to be laying on the floor.  Then I'll go out and shop (I honestly love to shop alone or with my Mom), hit up trader Joe's or Fresh & Easy, then when I get home, I'll relocate from my bed to the couch where I'll split my time between the DVR and the kitchen, where I like to cook a really good dinner for myself.  I start to feel disgusting if this pattern continues for more than 24 hours.  In which case, I call a girlfriend and get whiny until they decide to go with me to get our nails done or something.  But, by Monday, I'll be ready for Matt to come home and resume our crazy ass schedule once again.

Everyone be sure to stop by and say hello to Ashley at her blog!!

Have a great rest of the weekend and let's all pray I don't burn at the beach!

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"Dirty Laundry"

"Dirty Laundry"

Feelings this hard to explain
Can't make sense of all this pain.
In my mind, you're thriving again.
Dirty cloths highlighting the stains.
Honestly don't know what I'm feeling.
Not quite sure I should be revealing.
Quite impure. You should be concealing
But you're so focused on appealing;
Peeling stitches back like skin.
In God's eyes. Wonderful sin.
You would dare invite me in.
This beginning has no end.

You just slide it to the side.
Hold on to that pride.
Can't afford the price of shame.
Free admission for this ride.
Steeper than the price of fame.
I'm all for it. Play the game.
Guilt looms forward as we hide.
You just slide it to the side.

Stayed up for you last night.
Wait.
I'm up for you most nights.
Right?

Didn't need distractions.
I just wanted action.
I have purpose. I want passion.
I want unruly. No rations.
Don't need to be told
That I shouldn't be here.
I'm truly not concerned
With what they see or hear.
My mind is at ease
Yet I coast like the river.
You lay here in need
And I stand to deliver.
So ready to overflow
That we push past the simmer.
I'm on a stint of greed;
In need of a giver

So just slide it to the side.
Let me grip and glide.
I'm done with the patience.
I am not willing to bide.
I forgot your name.
Can't remember while inside;
But I know you'll surely guide
So just slide it to the side.

We haven't talked in weeks.
Yeah, I know the rules.
This game is for fools.
We cross paths and don't speak.
Her touch lines my arm;
I act like it's warm
But you know better.
Knew that I'd let her
Lay around and linger.
I rub and lick these fingers
That have split and spread you wide
While you take it all in stride.

You gladly slide it to the side.
Temptation was tried.
Told myself I didn't want it.
Fed myself some lies.
You don't hesitate. You flaunt it.
I'm hardly surprised.
No campaign or compromise.
You just slide it to the side.

And if I knew this years ago,
We wouldn't be here years later.
I would quit and find favor.
There's no shame in my behavior.
This is our fault;
Vaulting from on high
To plunge in darkness so deep.
We don't even creep.
As they go separate ways,
We work well around the days.
The malaise should be considered.
We briskly shake and shiver;
Braving circumstance so vaunted.
We jaunt through excursions;
Collecting halfway diversions
For our bevy of perversions.
What is certain is uncertainty.
Certainly, the curtains will be torn.
Discovered by jealous lovers scorn.
Sworn to never see the forlorn.
Never knew what I needed
Or why we never conceded.
Contrite couldn't frame our means.
Just a silhouette in jeans.
Used to be once in awhile.
Now we travel mile for mile.
Used to erase every trace.
Now we keep it all on file.
Would leave in the dead of night.
Shameless skin shines in sunlight.
I no longer wonder why.
No remorse left in these eyes.
Hunger stronger than you know.
Doesn't mean I'll let her go.
I reserve what I will show;
But before I let you go,

Please.

Just slide it to the side.
Not about the pride.
I'm a man of many faults;
So please spare me the snide.
We made this addictive now.
Don't dare resist the ride.
It's like hell on this carousel
but just take me in stride.

Dim eyes. Blank stare.
So high. Dry air.
Moist thighs. Wet hair.
Just stay right there
While I climb deep inside.
Let me grip and glide.
Nothing left to hide.
Just slide it to the side.

Written By: Devin Joseph Metz

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Speaking Her Mind

Friday 26 April 2013

I was walking through the mall with Kayla when she tuned in to the conversation taking place behind us. I wasn't paying attention so I don't know what exactly they were talking about. I did hear one lady say something like, "I thought I was dying." or "It felt like I was dying." or "I was dying." Some variation of that figure of speech.

Kayla turned around to this lady and emphatically told her, "You not dying!"

Then we were in line behind a younger lady who was sporting a short mohawk hairstyle. Kayla wasted no time in pointing this out. Literally. She pointed at her and said amusingly, (and in what of course sounded like a very loud voice) "She has a mohawk!"

She was amused by the hairstyle and was very matter-of-fact about it. The young lady turned around and smiled at Kayla and Kayla smiled back.

Hopefully she'll turn her confidence in speaking her mind in to becoming a great self-advocate!

 

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I'm officially one of THOSE people.

Well my friends, it's happened. I'm officially one of those people.

What kind of people, you ask? The kind whose shopping cart at Publix resembles rabbit food.

Exhibit A:

Yep, you're looking at the correct blog. It's me, Yoga Pants Whitney and I've actually been wearing my yoga pants for real physical activity as opposed to eating my body weight in Bagel Bites on my sofa every night.

Insert deep sigh here and don't worry, I'm not going to start juicing kale anytime soon. It's still me, I promise.

I wish I could tell you all of this was entirely for how my ass looks in a bikini but it's actually a little deeper, if you can believe that. If you're new around here you may not be aware, but I suffer from severe anxiety which I do not medicate outside of a few glasses of wine. Well, it seems now I have yet another way of medicating my anxiety and it's in the gym.

Yes, you actually read the word gym on my blog and I'm not mocking it. Who am I?

Well, I'm the person now who goes to the gym, sweats Chardonnay, and wakes up sore the next morning. This morning, at 6am (again, who the fackkk am I?), made for my 5th consecutive day at the gym and I've honestly never felt more relaxed and at ease with my anxiety in my life.

Obviously I should have listened to Elle Woods all of those years ago when she insisted that endorphins make people happy but that's just how I am... Sometimes it takes me a little too long to listen to what's good for me. Either way, I'm totally smelling what she's stepping in now and I'm pretty excited about it.

Don't worry, I'm still drinking my wine out of the box and you better bet your ass I'll be having my oven baked Bagel Bites on occasion but, for now, I'm enjoying the free peace of mind I've got going on.

Even if it does make me sore which casuses me to waddle like I've got something stuck right up my azz.

Speaking of azz, let's get this show on the road!

#backthatazzup Friday!

The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.

The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.

The rules: Link your jams up and have a jam sesh with all of us!

My jam this week is one that just gets me going. Whether it's a dance party or on the dreaded treadmill, it pumps me the hell up. Enjoy!

Happy Friday!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!

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signos

Thursday 25 April 2013

Os Signos e sua Missão na Terra

Tomando como base as características inatas de cada signo, o astrólogo americano Martin Schulman, descreve a missão deles aqui na terra. Segundo Schulman:

Era manhã quando Deus compareceu ante suas doze crianças e em cada uma delas plantou a semente da vida humana. Uma por uma, cada criança deu um passo à frente para receber o dom e conhecer sua missão.

ÁRIES venha cá...

Para ti, ÁRIES, dou a primeira semente, a qual você terá a honra de plantar. E, para cada semente plantada, um milhão de novas sementes se multiplicarão em suas mãos. Você não terá tempo para vê-las crescer, pois tudo que plantar criará mais sementes para serem plantadas. Você será o primeiro a penetrar no solo da mente dos homens com minha idéia. Mas não é seu trabalho alimentar a ideia nem questioná-la. Sua vida é ação, e a única ação que atribuo a você é começar a tornar os homens cientes de minha criação. Para que seja um bom trabalho, dou-lhe a virtude do auto-respeito. Em silêncio, Áries voltou a seu lugar. Principal Característica:

·         Individualidade, ação;

·         Qualidade: coragem, sinceridade;

·         Defeito:impulsividade e franqueza excessivas.

TOURO venha cá...

Para ti, TOURO, eu dou o poder de fazer da semente a substância.Seu trabalho é grande e exige paciência, pois você precisa terminar tudo que foi começado ou as sementes se perderão ao vento. Você não questionará ou mudará de idéia no meio do caminho, nem dependerá de outros para fazer o que pedi. Para isso, dou-lhe o dom da força. “Use-a com sabedoria”. E Touro voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         Estabilidade;

·         Qualidade:lealdade, persistência;

·         Defeito:teimosia, conservadorismo.

GÊMEOS venha cá...

Para ti, GÊMEOS, dou as perguntas sem respostas, para que possas trazer a todos a compreensão do que o homem vê ao seu redor. Você nunca saberá porque os homens falam ou ouvem, mas em sua procura pelas respostas encontrarás meu dom do conhecimento. E Gêmeos voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

Movimento;

Qualidade: adaptabilidade, versatilidade;

Defeito:racionalidade excessiva, falta de comprometimento.

CÂNCER venha cá...

Para ti, CÂNCER, atribuo a tarefa de ensinar aos homens sobre emoção.Minha idéia é você causar-lhes risos e lágrimas para que tudo que vejam e pensem se desenvolva com plenitude interior. Para isso, dou-lhe o dom da família, para que sua plenitude possa se multiplicar. E Câncer voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         Sentimento;

·         Qualidade: empatia, sensibilidade;

·         Defeito:possessividade, apego ao passado, flutuabilidade.

 LEÃO venha cá...

Para ti, LEÃO, dou o trabalho de mostrar minha criação para o mundo em todo o seu esplendor. Mas você precisa tomar cuidado com o orgulho e sempre se lembrar de que a criação é minha, não sua. Pois, se você se esquecer disto, os homens irão desprezá-lo. Haverá muita alegria no trabalho, se ele for bem-feito. Para isso você terá o dom da honra. E Leão voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         Alegria;

·         Qualidade:dignidade, generosidade, introversão;

·         Defeito:egocentrismo, autoritarismo, teimosia.

VIRGEM venha cá...

Para ti, VIRGEM, peço uma análise de tudo que o homem tem feito com minha criação. Você examinará seus caminhos minuciosamente e o lembrará de seus erros, para que por seu intermédio minha criação possa ser aperfeiçoada. Para isso, dou-lhe o dom da pureza de pensamento. E Virgem voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         Vontade de fazer melhor;

·         Qualidade:capricho, humildade, aperfeiçoamento constante;

·         Defeito:criticismo, mania de perfeição.

LIBRA venha cá...

Para ti, LIBRA, dou a missão de servir, pois o homem deve estar ciente de seu serviço em favor dos outros. E de que precisa aprender a cooperar, bem como ter a habilidade de enxergar o outro lado de suas ações. Eu colocarei você em todo lugar onde haja discórdia e, pelos seus esforços, lhe darei o dom do amor. E Libra voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         A busca do outro, a sociabilidade;

·         Qualidade:diplomacia, elegância, simpatia, bom senso;

·         Defeito:hesitação, necessidade de agradar, dificuldade com conflitos.

ESCORPIÃO venha cá...

Para ti, ESCORPIÃO, dou uma tarefa muito difícil. Você terá a habilidade de conhecer a mente dos homens. Mas não permito a você que fale sobre o que aprender. Muitas vezes você será magoado pelo que vê e, por causa da dor, se afastará de mim e se esquecerá de que não sou eu, e sim a perversão de minha idéia que está causando sua dor. Você terá tanto do homem que chegará a conhecê-lo como animal, e lutará tanto com seus próprios instintos que perderá seu caminho. Mas, quando você finalmente voltar a mim, Escorpião, eu terei para você o supremo dom do propósito. E Escorpião voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         A profundidade;

·         Qualidade:conhecimento do ser humano;

·         Defeito:intensidade excessiva.

SAGITÁRIO venha cá...

Para ti, SAGITÁRIO, eu peço para fazer rir aos homens, pois por causa das incompreensões de minha idéia eles se tornam amargos. Ao provocar risos, você dará esperança ao homem e, com esperança, voltará seus olhos para mim. Você tocará muitas vidas, mesmo que só por um momento, e conhecerá a impaciência em cada vida que tocar. Para você, Sagitário, eu dou o dom da abundância infinita, pois você deve espalhar generosidade suficiente para poder penetrar em cada canto de escuridão e torná-lo iluminado. E Sagitário voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         A expansividade;

·         Qualidade: o otimismo;

·         Defeito: a arrogância.

CAPRICÓRNIO venha cá...

Para ti, CAPRICÓRNIO, peço o suor de seu rosto, para que possa ensinar os homens a trabalhar. Sua tarefa não é fácil, pois você sentirá o trabalho de todos os homens sobre seus ombros. Mas, para que possa vencer seus desafios, dou-lhe o dom da responsabilidade. E Capricórnio voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         A persistência;

·         Qualidade:disciplina;

·         Defeito: rigidez.

AQUÁRIO venha cá...

Para ti, AQUÁRIO, dou o conceito do futuro para que o homem possa ver outras possibilidades. Você terá a dor da solidão, pois eu não lhe permito personalizar meu amor. Mas, para abrir os olhos do homem para novas possibilidades, eu lhe dou o dom da liberdade, para que com liberdade, possas continuar a servir a humanidade sempre que necessário. E Aquário voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         A originalidade;

·         Qualidade: o humanismo;

·         Defeito: o radicalismo.

PEIXES venha cá...

A PEIXES, Deus concedeu o dom maior: o de compreendê-Lo. Para ti, Peixes, eu dou a tarefa mais difícil de todas. Peço-lhe para reunir todas as tristezas do homem e enviá-las para mim. Suas lágrimas serão minhas lágrimas. A tristeza que você incorporará é o efeito da incompreensão da minha idéia pelo homem. Mas você lhe dará compaixão para que ele possa tentar novamente. Para esta tarefa, a mais difícil de todas, dou a você o meu maior dom: Você será a única das minhas doze crianças com o poder de Me compreender. Mas esse dom da compreensão é só para você,Peixes, pois quando você tentar transmiti-lo ao homem ele não o ouvirá.E Peixes voltou a seu lugar.

Principal Característica:

·         A sensibilidade;

·         Qualidade: a doação;

·         Defeito:tendência à fuga.

Então Deus, disse:

“Cada um de vocês é perfeito, mas vocês não saberão disso antes de cumprirem sua missão”.

E as crianças saíram, cada uma determinada a fazer seu trabalho o melhor possível, para que pudessem receber seu dom. E você, acredita em signos? alguma das características descritas acima combina com você? Eu sou do signo de Escorpião e apesar de ser um tanto cético a respeito do assunto, diversas características deste signo fazem parte do meu modo de ser.

            Autor: Clodoaldo de Oliveira Lemes

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