Doing the Monday thing.

I really hate it when I stare at this damn blank screen with nothing of substance to write out. Obviously it's Monday, which means it's pretty much the easiest day on the books to write a post but then I have the internal battle with myself over being the cliche lifestyle blogger and then I'm back to square one. Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a lifestyle blogger.

It'd be easiest for me to sit here and tell you all about how I drank lots of beer, even though I said I wouldn't, and I didn't "take it easy", like I said I would... mostly because that's exactly how my weekend went down. Who's surprised? I knew you wouldn't be.

I did, however, get to go to the beach on Saturday which would have been great except I got rained on. It's a good thing I had a plethora of bottles of Andre at my fingertips.

Which led me to take this artsy black and white selfie.
Complete with a reflection of my long giraffe arms. You're welcome.

And here we are, on the beach, fully clothed... sitting in the rain.
Why not?

I also dabbled in the kitchen over the weekend. I tried to stay healthy... I think it worked.
Minus the Andre and beer and whatever the hell else I drank that managed to haunt me for the majority of the day yesterday.

2 egg whites, 1 yolk, chopped up turkey, tomatoes, green peppers, fresh chopped garlic, salt, pepper, and a shit ton of Sriracha smeared all over the top.

I mean, I'd date me. That's all I'm saying.

Oh, something else pretty awesomepants happened. 

Well, it actually happened about 2 weeks ago but this weekend I actually got to enjoy it.

Becka, the fabulous owner of Kiki La Rue, named a damn dress after me! If that isn't the coolest thing you've ever heard, you haven't heard cool. Really, if your name is Whitney, feel free to just hop aboard this train and be excited about it with me. 

I present to you, the Whitney maxi! Aka the most flattering dress I own. 

There's a good chance I'll be wearing this dress an obnoxious amount of times this summer. It's so perfect. And I don't just think that because it's got a cool name. Which is does, if I haven't already mentioned that.

So, yeah, really that's all I've got for you today. So exciting, I know.

I'm out like trout, home slices.

Oh, oh, PS... I'm having a sponsor giveaway thingy majigger going on right now with some pretty cool people and really awesome prizes. Go enter and then win... and then brag to me about all of the stuff you get to buy with all of the giftcards you win.