homeWhat kind of people, you ask? The kind whose shopping cart at Publix resembles rabbit food.
Exhibit A:
Yep, you're looking at the correct blog. It's me, Yoga Pants Whitney and I've actually been wearing my yoga pants for real physical activity as opposed to eating my body weight in Bagel Bites on my sofa every night.
Insert deep sigh here and don't worry, I'm not going to start juicing kale anytime soon. It's still me, I promise.
I wish I could tell you all of this was entirely for how my ass looks in a bikini but it's actually a little deeper, if you can believe that. If you're new around here you may not be aware, but I suffer from severe anxiety which I do not medicate outside of a few glasses of wine. Well, it seems now I have yet another way of medicating my anxiety and it's in the gym.
Yes, you actually read the word gym on my blog and I'm not mocking it. Who am I?
Well, I'm the person now who goes to the gym, sweats Chardonnay, and wakes up sore the next morning. This morning, at 6am (again, who the fackkk am I?), made for my 5th consecutive day at the gym and I've honestly never felt more relaxed and at ease with my anxiety in my life.
Obviously I should have listened to Elle Woods all of those years ago when she insisted that endorphins make people happy but that's just how I am... Sometimes it takes me a little too long to listen to what's good for me. Either way, I'm totally smelling what she's stepping in now and I'm pretty excited about it.
Don't worry, I'm still drinking my wine out of the box and you better bet your ass I'll be having my oven baked Bagel Bites on occasion but, for now, I'm enjoying the free peace of mind I've got going on.
Even if it does make me sore which casuses me to waddle like I've got something stuck right up my azz.
Speaking of azz, let's get this show on the road!
#backthatazzup Friday!
The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.
The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.
The rules: Link your jams up and have a jam sesh with all of us!
My jam this week is one that just gets me going. Whether it's a dance party or on the dreaded treadmill, it pumps me the hell up. Enjoy!
Happy Friday!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
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