Anyways, yesterday my boofriend Erin wrote a smarty pants post about herself and today I'm following in her footsteps and writing a similar one about myself.
Mostly because I am a major grumpy cat today and I think if I have to write about celebrities I might just poke myself in one of my grumpy eyeballs.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
The Good:
This was a lot harder than I expected it to be, turns out I'm not very good at taking myself seriously. So I brought in back up to fill in the blanks for me - thank you, Erin... Even though I don't think she really takes me very seriously either. It's ok, that's just how I like it!
1. "You're a good listener."
I do like to help people and make people feel happy, so ok. Let's call that a solid one.
2. "You're really down to earth and not stuck up because you drink boxed wine."
Let's change this one to... I really enjoy economizing and saving money where I can.
3. "Your middle name is 'Genius'."
Nope, it's Ellen. Which is totally a great thing about me because it's the same name as one of my favorite comedians and talk show hosts, Ellen DeGeneres. We danced together once, if you forgot.
4. "You can give people ab workouts just by blogging."
Heyyy, I like this one. Can I make that my new blog tagline? The more you read, the more you burn. Never mind, that sounds naughty.
5. "You're a PRO at the use of emojis."
Well guys, I'm going to have to go ahead and agree to this. I have a real passion for speaking in emoji and, really, that's all there is to it. Can I put this one on my resume?
The Bad:
This was real easy.
1. I judge myself constantly. Too fat, bad hair day, bad skin day, chipped nail polish... You name it, I nag myself on it. Kind of like a grandma would.
2. I love McDonald's double cheeseburgers. I know, I know, it's just an absolutely horrendous thing to love, but I really believe it's a delicacy. Throw in a fountain Dr. Pepper and I am in heaven.
3. I get distracted REALLY easily.
Hey, squirrel!
4. It sometimes takes me meeting someone 3 or 4 times before I remember their name. I've been told this means I'm selfish, which could be true, really I just think I don't remember people who are not memorable. That was a lot of remembering talk right there and I don't even know if it made sense.
5. Sometimes when I have a lot of work to do at home, I lay on the sofa and play on the laptop. This also triggers my anxiety. Fa la la, I'm a puppy chasing my tail.
The Ugly:
Also entirely too easy.
1. I'm probably the most unorganized person ever. My jewelry? I just shove it all in a drawer until I want to wear something, at which point I am forced to untangle 25 rings and 42 necklaces. My clothes? Lucky to ever make it in the drawer and/or closet. My dishes? They go from dishwasher to sink to dishwasher.
2. I hate wearing underoos. Bras, panties... they're just nonsense and down right uncomfortable. Aint nobody got time for that!
3. My feet even scare me, they're so strange looking. I blame dance, well Pointe more specifically. Don't ever expect a photo of my feet. Ever. And if I notice you looking down at them, I will start dancing and obnoxiously moving them around, count on it.
4. I rarely do my hair and makeup. Rarely as in only when I have plans to go out, meet friends, something of that nature. Work? Nope, never. It's lazy and I know it, but I love sleeping in that extra 30 minutes so much more.
5. I'm loud. Really, really loud. Especially when you get some drinks in me. It embarrasses some people, it hurts others' ears, it offends plenty, and it amuses the rest. I don't mean to be so inyourface, it's just my personality, I suppose. Luckily, after almost 26 years, I'm ok with the fact that I'm just one of those you either love me or you hate me type of people. Can't win 'em all, right?
And that's all I've got... Which was way harder than I thought it was going to be.
I'm off to meet some blog ladies for unlimited wine and flatbread.
See ya!
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