home- Is it wrong to have parmesan Goldfish crackers for breakfast? If so, I'm totally in the wrong today. They're just so delicious and I really didn't have the energy to take the time to spread cream cheese on a bagel. Not that I really need a bagel anyways...
- I beat my two guy friends in darts last night and did a happy dance around the bar. Then I took a photo of my winning shot because I'm a 16 year old girl in an almost 26 year old's body.
#noshame
- Red Gatorade is really delicious, despite how much I loathe the Gators. I suppose they can have credit for this one. Just this one instance though.
- I also don't think those Gators knew how much of a hangover remedy they were creating. Mostly because I've been to Gainesville and they really just don't know how to do it like us Noles do.
- A lot of people give food trucks a lot of shit and I've gotta tell you, the ones in downtown Orlando don't deserve said shit. I've had some of THE best food at those trucks and last night was no exception. Two words: avocado tower. It absolutely blew my mind.
- Apples to Apples is one of the greatest card games on the planet and that's a fact, Jack. Even if my friends get slightly upset with me because when it's my turn to pick the winning card I never go by accuracy and always by which card makes me laugh. For example: Word - Disappointing. Winning card (picked by me) - My Love Life. Hilar.
** Yes, I've played Cards Against Humanity. **
- Oh, this song just came on. I love this song. Easily one of his best songs ever and I'll fight you on that.
- Is it football season yet?
- You know what's cool about football season, aside from everything? It gives us all a reason to go out Thursday through Monday. I'm all about that life.
- My allergies are trying to make me sound like a 80 year old who smokes 2 packs of cigs a day. It's really attractive. No wonder I have so many dates lined up.
- Speaking of dates, nothing new in the land of singledom over in these neck of the woods. You know, in case anyone was wondering.
- Being broke really makes you broaden your horizons. Or heavily lower your standards, depending on who's judging. Really though, I don't mind taking down a few PBRs on Tuesday nights. I mean, try and turn down a $1.50 beer. Not an easy task, my friends.
- The headaches for said $1.50 beer? Not so enjoying. Shout out to my off brand Advil for getting me through this work day.
- I wish it was next week already. That would mean today is my Friday because I get my birthday off. Speaking of birthday, I really hope I get next Friday off of work too. I have a feeling it's going to be a ROUGH one considering I've got friends who are already plotting and scheming on how to get me 21st birthday wastey pants. Hold me.
- Speaking of 21st birthday, I looked like a cupcake on mine. I'll have to find photos and report back. I don't know why I'm writing this right now, I realize that was kind of a tease. My bad.
- Pretty sure I need to get myself a cuban coffee here, once I'm done with this word vomit post. That stuff is intense, if you didn't know.
- On the topic of my birthday, I'm pretty sure the stupid airlines are going to prevent Erin from being here and, really, that's just horribly depressing. Wah.
- I should probably quit typing, on that note, before I get all sad and stuff.
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
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