home- I can't get this song out of my head and I don't hate it. Brings me back to Tallahassee a little and that's never a bad thing. Anyone else feel like tapping a keg of Natty when they hear this? I know I've got some Noles in the house.
- Last night we went out and did something that involved no tacos. One, because I'm over this whole taco Tuesday nonsense that wont seem to die. And two, because I'm currently digging the food trucks, known as Tasty Tuesday, in downtown Orlando.
- Tasty Tuesday's cool as hell because it's right next to a bar that is an actual adult arcade. Not like Dave and Busters, way better than that, and the beers are only $1.50. Well, that is if you don't mind PBR. Which I do not.
- Hungry Hungry Hippos is the jam, for the record.
-You know what's not the jam? Virtual beer pong. I was overly ecstatic about said game because I'm a beer pong enthusiast, which is probably why I was so disappointed by this stupid video game. It just doesn't even make sense. You only get 60 seconds to clear your cups, which have zero water/beer in them and the cups don't even go away when you hit them.
- Go home virtual beer pong machine, you're not even a little bit drunk.
- I really can't wait to eat my turkey sandwich for lunch today, which sucks because it's only 10am.
- I also hope said sandwich is actually edible considering I made it at 1am last night... because I was bored... After I got home from the big kid's arcade bar thing. Yeahhh.
- I got emailed a photo of myself from two weekends ago at the Orlando City Soccer game. Apparently I was named one of the 18 best "winning faces" at the tailgate by a local magazine. Yep, sounds about right. Hashtag winning.
- And maybe there were other people in said "winning face" photo, but that's besides the point.
- My friends are starting to catch on to me, I think. I continually get asked how I get all of my Instagram "likes"... Insert awkward turtle here.
- Someone went and named a damn cookie after me and it just tickles me to the core. Brin and her baking skillz are on fiyaaa. I can't even wait to go HAM on some Whitney cookies.
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- I'd really like to take a nap right now. George Costanza style would suffice. Seinfeld anyone? Bueller?
- A lot of comments I got on yesterday's post made me actually laugh out loud. You guys are funny, funny people and I dig it. Shout out to my married ladies who were all "I was hammered the first 6 months I dated my husband". Thanks for giving me the laughs yesterday!
- I think it's about time I head on outta this place because this is just getting lengthy and if I continue it's going to get real weird.
- Go read your horoscope.
- Mine sucked today.
- Spay and neuter your pets.
- Yoga pants, out.
- PS. #OOTD, eat your heart out.
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