Back That Sequin Azz Up

Today is going to be real short and sweet because I can still taste the remnants of yesterday's free Miller Lite and Fireball shots and I've been pleading for this computer screen to stop spinning since 10 this morning. 

This is what my weekend looked like.

Yes, that's a cat in a laundry basket. I was amused.

Friday was a killer night because I rocked these sequin shorts from Kiki La'Rue and nothing says "party" quite like your azz being adorned in sequins. Oh, and my Target hooker heels which I successfully refrained from falling in the bushes with this time around. Winner winner chicken dinner.

Saturday I lost my car key in a lake and I cried. 

Seriously though, that sucked.

Yesterday I planned to have a relaxing day by the pool but then it rained so I took a nap. And then I was told there were free drinks being served at the bar my friends were at... and then I woke up this morning and was pretty sure death was near. I guess I dodged the bullet on the whole death thing since I finally made it around to post today.

Even if this is the worst post in the land of blogging. My apologies.

See you tomorrow.

Sequin azz out.