homeToday I figured I'd share ten reasons why I probably shouldn't have any friends.
1. I'm loud. Very loud.
Pretty much my entire life I've always had someone telling me to "shhh" or "quiet down". For some reason most of the people in my life have come to terms with this and embrace my lack of an off switch. Lord knows why or how I've managed to find people who can put up with such a trait but, hey, let's just go with it.
2. I over think everything.
It's true and it's borderline ridiculous. Typically this act of over thinking means I run to my friends and weigh all possible sides of whatever scenario it is I'm getting anxiety over. Even I get annoyed by this character trait, lord knows how the people I talk to on a daily basis put up with it.
3. I don't embarrass easily.
Which means I do/say things when I'm out that probably embarrass the people I'm around to some extent. I don't really mean to, or maybe I do. Really, I just don't actually think through many of my actions before I do them and sometimes they end up being slightly embarrassing for those in the close vicinity to me. What can I say? I make some stupid decisions sometimes. My bad, guys.
4. I'm clumsy.
I know what you're all thinking. Why would this be a reason why you shouldn't have friends? Well, when you are known for taking your buds down with you, things tend to get a little judgey. Not that I've taken anyone down in the bushes with me or anything... oh, wait...
5. I'm a repeat offender.
I can't tell you how many times my bestie Courtni has had to put up with watching the same 5 movies over and over and over again. It's just what I do. If I like a movie, I never get sick of it and I'll usually pick watching it over something I haven't seen. I'm almost positive this is annoying and definitely positive no one should ever want to watch movies with me.
6. I can't sit still.
It's true, I get bored very easily and always need to be doing something. Whether it's just playing a stupid game or actually getting up and going out, I can't sit still. It's just not in my blood. Or maybe it's ADD. Friends, you can decide that one.
7. I like to party.
This one may come as a shocker to all of you, but it's true and my friends have to be the type who can keep up because no one likes taking shots of Fireball alone. Sometimes the people around me don't want another round but guess what? Like Nike says, JUST DO IT! Dammit.
8. I'm needy.
If I text you and you don't text me back, I'll get offended and assume you hate me. Ok, maybe it's not really all that dramatic but really, text a sister back. Obviously I had an important question for you. Or something.
9. I talk a lot.
A lot, a lot. Especially if you get some wine flowing through my bloodstream. I could talk most grandma's into the ground. Get me going on a topic I enjoy and you're never going to shut me up. Like I said in number 1, I'm just not very good at being quiet. Happens to the best of us.
10. I don't really have a 10.
But I'm sure there's way more reasons why I shouldn't have friends. Either way, I'm lucky I do and I'm even more lucky they put up with all of these delightful traits about me.
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