homeThis week(ish) long birthday celebration I'm working with is tough already and it isn't even my birthday yet. I have a feeling next week is going to be even crazier and I guess, really, I wouldn't want it any other way. Gotta love those friends of mine for enabling this drawn out celebration. I just still wish my Erin was going to be here. I miss that girl something massive. Sigh.
I digress.
Today let's chat about some things I'm really good at because I was reading Juliette's blog and she posted about things she was really good at and I thought to myself, "self, why didn't you think of this post?!". Truth is, Juliette is one of my new favorite bloggers and I'm kind of addicted to her blog and tweets.
Things I'm really good at:
Let's start with the obvious: Drinking. I don't mean to toot my own horn, or maybe I do, but I'm pretty damn talented when it comes to drinking le booze. I can take the drinks down and go head to head next to the guys. This has taken many, many years of training but I can't help but to be proud of such a skill. You would be too, trust.
Next up is singing the wrong words to songs. I might just be queen of this, really. I have a real knack for screwing up song lyrics and after nearly 26 years on this planet I've learned to embrace it. I mean, you take the song Blinded By The Light and switch those lyrics around to what I've got in my head, you'll never sing a song the right way again.
By the way, not posting the words I actually sing during that song because I don't want those search terms leading this way.
Pretending to be busy. I have mastered the art of looking busy when really I'm not doing a damn thing. You haven't seen skill until you've seen this girl take 2 hours to do a job that really only actually takes about 10 minutes to accomplish. I like to think I should probably thank working hourly for this skill.
Tweeting. It's true, I'm pretty damn good at the damn twatter. I'm getting close to the 50,000 tweets mark, which only leaves me with one questions. Why am I not a verified account yet?! Seriously though, I really feel like my life wont be complete until this happens. If you know anyone who can hook this up, I'd be forever in your debt.
Taking forever to get my linkup posted. I think this one is self explanatory, really. My bad. Let's blame it on my birthday this week. And next week. Except next week I'll have that mofo scheduled because I think we all know there's no way I'm going to make it to blogland the day after my actual birthday.
My song this week is a total addiction. Enjoy.
It's #backthatazzup Friday!
The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.
The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.
The rules: Link your jams up and have a jam sesh with all of us!
Happy Friday!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
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