homeYesterday after mentioning my love for football a few of you commented, admitting that you just don't get it and can not with football. If I was a shitty friend, I'd let you all just go on saying such things with no rebuttal, but I'm a damn good friend and so now we all need to have a chat about a few reasons you should, at the very least, put up with the next few months of solid football bliss.
Tailgating
If you don't know the joys of waking up to kegs, eggs, and beer pong, that would be your first problem here. I don't care if you loathe the sport of football, put on your party hat and get yourself acquainted with the sport of tailgating.
Shit Talking
Friendly competition is fun and exciting. There's nothing I love more than roughing up a Gator fan or two. Get your sailor mouth in check, know your facts, have a couple beers, and talk some shit about your team's rivalry.
Easy Wardrobe
When you have a football team you love, it makes for a pretty simple weekend wardrobe. All you have to do is find an outfit that includes your team's colors and whabam, you're good to go. No need to exhaust that hungover brain of yours.
Bonding With Strangers
I'm not sure if you're aware but the majority of cities have bars that are designated for certain teams. For instance, there's a bar here in town called One Eyed Jacks and it's Florida State Seminole paradise on game days. Throwing up my tomahawk chop with a bar jam packed garnet and gold wearing fans is always exciting and fun.
ESPN's College Gameday
Saturday mornings during football season are meant to be spent eating bacon, drinking a Miller Lite, and watching College Gameday on ESPN. Also, as side note on this one for the ladies, if your man gets out of the shower and you've got College Gameday on the TV, there's a good chance he will never let you go.
Hello, sexy.
So, diehard football fans will absolutely roll their eyes at this one, but just remember that I'm working on converting some non-football fans over here. Sweaty men, grunting, being all competitive, and wearing some seriously tight pants... SEXY. #sorryimnotsorry
Christian, I'll always love you. XOXO, Whit
So, this weekend when your friends invite you out to watch a little football, I expect you to join happily and report back Monday (or Tuesday if you're taking the day off) and tell me you had the greatest time ever. Just do it.
This post also means I get to linkup with Sarah!
And now, let's all back our football loving azz's off. I have been hardcore jamming to this one lately...
It's #backthatazzup Friday!
The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.
The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.
The rules: Link your jams up and have a jam sesh with all of us!
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Happy Friday!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
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