home"Alrighty then, here we gooo."
"This is a position you don't get into every day... or maybe you do. Ha. Ha."
"What... What's going on down there?"
"Wait, a fan? But why?"
"Oh, poking. This is..."
*riiiip*
"I think this is where I'm supposed to yell 'KELLY CLARKSON'."
"Ok, that wasn't so bad. No big deal. Round 2 - challenge accepted."
"Woahhhh Anastasia, at least buy a girl a drink first. Shit."
"There she goes with the poking again."
"Ooook, that's warm... and close. Really close."
"Anastasia, what kind of girl do you think I am?!"
"Sweet lord, what the fuck did I get myself into?"
"Oh. OH. Um... What the shit?"
"Does this come with a happy ending?'
"This damn fan... I can not."
"What the fucking fuck though?"
"Welp. Safe to say I now know what it's like to be molested by a wax covered popsicle stick."
"Tweezers? No... Make it stop. Make it stop. Get the fucking tweezers away from there."
"No one's getting swamp ass on Anastasia's watch with that god damn fan around."
"Is this position some sort of joke right now?"
"Ashton, where are you?"
"Oh, lotion. Ok. Ok. Oooook, Anastasia. Enough of that."
Overall, is wasn't terrible and I'd absolutely do it again.
Did it hurt? Well, of course it was uncomfortable having wax ripped from sensitive areas of your body. Mostly, I was on the verge of laughter the entire time. THE entire time. I mean, it was harder to control my laughter during this wax than it was the day the woman next to me in yoga let out a massive fart. (Maturity level: 4) Pretty sure Anastasia thinks I'm certifiable. Also pretty sure she could be on to something.
You know what hurt worse than the wax? Baby tat number 5.
Mofo might be a baby but lawd have mercy, that was a devilish spot.
Anywhoodles, I'm off to knock out this work day and then it's off to the beach for the night to see Slightly Stoopid! Have an awesome weekend. Let's jam!
I am feeling this baby makin song by Ciara right now.
It's #backthatazzup Friday!
The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.
The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.
The rules: Link your jams up and have a jam sesh with all of us!
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Happy Friday!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
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