Let's Get Weird

I started writing a different post for today but couldn't even come near to finishing because my mind appears to be all over the place. And by mind all over the place, I mean that I can't stop finding strange and bizarre posts all over Facebook and Twitter, which continue to make me think even more bizarre things. So, today let's just get weird. And random. 

First thing's first, my breakfast this morning couldn't be more healthy and #cleaneats. 

Just kidding, that shit is fattening as hell but even more delicious. Suck it, #cleaneats.

Also note, Christmas music was streamed throughout the entire duration of my peppermint bark feasting.

Also also note, I don't drink Perrier to be fancy, I just really like bubbly water. Soda water will suffice, for the record. 

Which reminds me, I always put soda water in my water cup when I go to restaurants that allow me to pour my own beverage from the soda fountain. Does this make me a bad person? Am I going to get struck by lightening? I mean, one of the words in the beverage in question is water, right? 

Ella doesn't want to be my friend anymore and she also stole my bear. Womp womp. 

There are some weird ass bloggers out there. Like, really really weird. That is all. 

Trying on underwear before you buy them is disgusting. Yes, I actually read of someone doing this and admitting to it on Facebook as if it aint no thang. Except it's totally a thang and I judged her a lot. And then I brought it to Twitter so more people could too. So. Gross. 

Why is Nsync so amazing? But really.

Serious face though, Ella doesn't even like me anymore, I don't think. 

I had sushi for dinner last night and it was amazing sauce. 

But isn't weird fish sushi so weird? Like, the kind with the eels and the octopus on it? I can not with that kind of sushi. Ev. er. 

Except I really did eat raw oysters on Saturday, mostly because I wanted to test the whole aphrodisiac theory, but I actually enjoyed them. Which could have something to do with my love for hot sauce and cocktail sauce. Put enough of both of those ingredients on just about anything and it'll be delicious. Well, at least I think so.

Slowly, but surely, I'm converting my friends over to the boxed wine side. I could go on for days about why it's just the best liquid decision you can make, but I've already, kind of, done that. 

I really need to go find some water with bubbles in it.

Holy shit, I just put in my order with the t-shirt printer for this month's IWYP By: Whitney Ellen shirt. This is insanity. And also enough to make my heart want to explode. THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO ORDERED, for REAL though. 

Also, please just don't try underwear on before you buy them. 

See you tomorrow. 

Oh, come back your azz up with me, please? I have the day off so be sure to bring your best jams to class tomorrow for show and tell.