homeWell, I think I've finally recovered from my Monday night escapades and I'm ready to wash, rinse, drink and repeat again tonight. Just kidding, kind of. Maybe not quite to the extent I took it Monday but maybe a couple blocks over.
It's Wednesday and if you've been here for at least a week you know what time it is.
I've got to start with the king of celebrity gossip himself, Perez Hilton, who has recently brought home a new baby boy. Like, a real life baby. As in, he is now a father. To say I didn't see that coming would be a vast understatement and I'm just not really sure if I'll understand this one. Ever. Maybe because he never, ever mentioned becoming a father. Either way, I hope he leaves the crying up to the kid these days and takes a break from sobbing vlogs.
I think it's safe to say this kid will never be a fan of Will.i.am.
One of my favorite Teen Mom wrecks, Jenelle Evans, appears to be back in rehab. Again. After she just get out a whomping 3 days ago. She says it's for her son and blah blah blah, but I think we all know her mom Babz probably caught her hanging out with KEIFAH and forced this upon her. Regardless of the reason, she's in a first class seat to Amber Portwood status and I'm, personally, enjoying watching the train wreck.
I wonder if KEIFAH went with her this time? Lovers who drug together rehab together.
If you've been living under a rock then there's a pretty good chance that even you have heard that Kim Kardashian is knocked up with the spawn of Mr. Immaletyoufinishbut Kayne West. Kimmy, who was once known for her sex tape fabulous style, seems to have forgotten how to dress herself now that her eggo is prego and I feel embarrassed for her with every new photo that surfaces. This one, in particular, has been pared next to photos of Shamu and, while I wont go that far, this is pretty rough.
Kimmy, if you're reading (duh, why wouldn't you be), it might be time to visit a maternity store or three. Surely they have those in California, right?
My favorite trouble maker from Laguna Beach, I refuse to graduate to The Hills, is planning her wedding. Again. Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler have been through more relationship up and downs than T.Swifty, but it seems now that they are back on and on the way to the altar. After calling off their wedding the first time, they ended up pregnant and now they're back together and registered at Williams Sonoma for all of the over priced waffle makers and appliances their hearts can desire.
If I were Jay Cutler I'd be meeting with my attorney immediately to write up the prenup. Not that a prenup would be much help at this point. You know what Kanye says, "She got one of yo kids, she got you for 18 years". Good luck to ya.
And lastly, but never least, my favorite little serial dater, Tay Tay Swizzle, recently did a very uncensored interview with Vanity Fair magazine that created quite the shitstorm. Not only did she say that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have a spot reserved for them in hell, she also decided to make it publicly known that she has, in fact, only dated two guys since 2010. I really wish there was video of this interview because I can only imagine the interviewer letting out the loudest roaring laugh of Vanity Fair history. I mean, who is Swifty trying to kid here?
Love you girl, but you might just want to own up to your scandalous ways because I think it's safe to say that no one is going to believe this story whether you stick to it or not.
PS. The song "Dear John" came out in 2010... and John Mayer was not one of the two she's "dated" since 2010. So... there's that.
Honesty might be the only policy in this case.
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