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I am not a bad ass.

Penulis : Unknown on Friday, 15 March 2013 | 06:34

Today is dedicated to those of you who called me brave and/or bad ass yesterday for getting a tattoo, because I am the farthest thing from brave. Or a bad ass. And that's an understatement.

Here's a list of things that scare the crap out of me on a daily basis:


Driving. I hate it, I'm horrible at it. I sometimes feel like crying when people honk at me.

Drive-thru car washes. I'm convinced a monster is going to attack my car one of these days.

An empty shower with a closed shower curtain. There is, without a doubt, always someone waiting for me with a knife behind a closed shower curtain.

Walking the dogs at night. I live in a safe apartment complex that has many street lights, but I assure you someone wants to toss me in their trunk.
My dad says they'd return me very quickly once I started talking.

Things hitting my windshield. You better believe I flinch every time a small leaf hits my windshield.

I cried when I had to get a finger prick at the doctors when I had the flu. I may, or may not, have also adorned the nurse's shoes with a little barf. Oops.

My heart always races a little too fast when I get phone calls from unknown numbers. Obviously it's someone calling to steal my virtue.


That's all I can think of right now, but I know there's a million more.

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And now it's time for my favorite time of the week...
#backthatazzup Friday!

The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.
The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.
The rules: Link your jams up!

So, at the end of your Friday posts simply add a YouTube video or a Grooveshark play button of your song choice for the day and then link up with me so we can all get our weekend started off right with only the greatest jams of our time.

Happy Friday!

So, grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on the right foot!
I wore yoga pants


And here's my choice for this week:
Girlfriend (Remix) by Nsync on Grooveshark
Because if Nsync and Nelly weren't the best duo I don't know what was.


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