Singing goats and my staring role on Cops.

Friends. Before I get in to my weekend shenanigans I have to show you something that has entertained me for way longer than I can even admit to this morning.

Literal tears rolling down my face. Obviously the Miley part is my favorite.

Ok, moving on... my weekend, it was interesting. And by interesting I mean that a lot of things went down that I didn't really foresee happening. Such is life, right? Anyways, Friday I had a wedding to shoot at 3 so I spent my morning relaxing with my fancy new swag from Lifeguard Press. Hardcore in love with my matching Lily wine glasses and cooler bag.

Once I was done pretending I was a Real Housewife I headed to shoot the wedding and it was fabulous. The bride and I got along really well... probably too well. I like it that way. Once I got home from the wedding I had some wine and then did this...

No spilling, no alcohol abuse for this girl.

Saturday was my Disney day, also known as the day that I did not foresee happening. Either way, I had some Fireball and came home with a new Minnie mug, so for that I am a happy camper.

After Disney I headed to spend the night with my bestie, Courtni, and as always the chaos ensued.
Sunday morning I figured out that I'm exceptionally well at breaking and entering. Don't worry though, I had permission but here's what I'd look like if I starred on an episode of Cops.

I mean, that is a reality show, right? Could be my foot in the door...

Anyways, yesterday was spent doing what I love doing most (not breaking and entering). Brunching and boozing with my best frennn.

Yes, I am wearing a Snuggie. My Florida blood gets cold easily, what can I say?

And that's all I've got for you today, my friends. Go watch some singing goats, have a fabulous Monday, and link up with my boo, Samilicious.

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