Must Take More Baths

Oh, looky here. Looky here.

It's now 12 hours after I typically post and I'm just now deciding to show my face around here. Sorry about that. I assume most of you have probably predicted the reasoning behind my absence today, especially if you were around Twitter at all, so I'm not sure I need much of a weekend recap. Especially if you graced Twitter at all during it. All I know is I have a golfball-sized bruise on my right arm and I was afraid to breathe on the elevator today, in fear that I might still smell a liquor store. 

Anyways, I'm not really used to this night posting stuff and I don't know what, exactly, I'm going to write about. I'm just shooting from the hip tonight. Hope that's okay.

I'm coming to you tonight from a pink bath of Lush. And by Lush I mean an actual Sex Bomb from Lush.

Don't worry, I don't actually have my computer in the bathtub with me, though I'm not entirely sure why I don't. I have a lot of faith in this wine wrack doo-dad my wine is currently sitting on. And, really, a lot less faith in my ability to hold this phone of mine over a small body of water for any given amount of time. If this never gets posted, we know why. If it does, have a glass of wine for me.

I had a bit of anxiety before I hopped in this bathtub and it's suddenly disappeared. Why is this the first time I've ever taken a dive into this thing, anyways? I'm not sure if it's the Chardonnay, the lavender from the sex bomb, the warm water, or maybe a combination of the three, but I'm feel really relaxed and at ease. Hallelujah. I'm going to do this more often. Someone please hold me to that. 

I don't imagine bathtubs are even remotely this large in the type of NYC apartments I'm going to be living in. Yes, I really need to take advantage of this while I can.

Speaking of wine, how am I drinking right now? Even if it's just one glass, thinking about how I felt when I woke up this morning... well, I must be crazy. Yes, that. We already know that though. Damn you, St. Pat, for holding your day of drinking on a school night. I really should have drank water last night. 

I've recently gotten some slack for writing my blog posts centered. I have been testing out both ways lately and I can't figure out if I  really have a preference. I don't know why I'm writing about this right now, but I am. I guess I'll make a choice one of these days. If you have thoughts on this, feel free to chime in. 

I think I'm going to go now. This is the most random post in the history of this damn yoga pants blog. Maybe I'll recap my weekend tomorrow, maybe I wont. Time will tell.

Hold me to taking more baths, this has been fabulous.