Venus Trapped In Mars

You are in for a real treat today, my friends.
As if it wasn't already exciting that it's officialy Cinco de Drinko weekend, Sarah from Venus Trapped in Mars is here today to answer some questions.

1. Why did you start blogging? 

I've always wanted to be a big shot. So one day I started brainstorming ways in which I had the skills to become a big shot. Fashion - no. Cooking- no. DIY- no. Parenting- not gonna happen. Tailgating, drinking, football/baseball/basketball watching - YES! So Venus Trapped in Mars was born. I'm probably the girliest sports fan you will ever meet so I knew I could help my girlfriends learn more about the sports they were tailgating for.

 Hoping that "big shot" status comes any day now.

 2. If your blog was a football team, what song would they come out on the field to? 

 Wipe Me Down by the lyrical genius Lil Boosie.  Pull up at the club VIP gas tank on E but all the drinks on me Fresh kicks, Fresh white tall Tee.

 Yeah. That song.

 3. If you could be any alcoholic beverage, what would it be?

 Tequila. It would be nice to turn the tables and watch other people dry heave cry, pick fights with their dear friends, act bat shit crazy and then throw up in the hallway of the Journalism and Electronic Media building the next morning.

 4. You're the queen of drinking games (which I love, by the way), if you had to make one up for reading my blog and/or any of my social media outlets, what would it be?

Just go see this post, if you haven't already.
Then prepare to play all day.

 5. First thing that comes to mind when you think of NeNe Leakes.  

 Queen of the GIFs

 6. How do you feel about the Florida State Seminoles? (choose your words wisely... muah ha haa)  

This is about to be one of those times you ask a grandparent a simple question that requires just a one or two word answer and they proceed with their autobiography. But I paid GOOD money to take over this blog today so just sit and listen, people.

When I was 8 I walked into the gym at Midlothian Middle School. There were two tables set up. To the left was the cheerleading sign up, to the right, basketball. My dad said I could pick what I wanted to do. That really meant, if you don't choose basketball I'm putting you up for adoption. So I chose basketball for fear of becoming little orphan Annie. Well ever since that day, I wanted to be a cheerleader. I envied the girls wearing Soffe shorts every day of their life. Snowing? Soffe shorts. Raining? Soffe shorts. Swimming? Soffe shorts. My dad would never let me buy Soffe shorts because he thought they were inappropriate. Well one day, while shopping at Goodwill with my mom (not that far off from Orphan Annie) I spotted a pair of garnet colored Soffe shorts and darted off to check them out. On the butt read NOLES in big block gold letters. I had no idea what NOLES meant, but you bet your bottom dollar (hah) that I bought those shorts and wore them every single day that summer.

 So yes, I like Florida State for letting me live the cheerleading dream, if only for one summer.



Is she not the greatest thing since dick wine in a box? The answer to that is abso-freaking-lutely.
Make sure you follow her on the Twitter machine. Homegirl is funnnnny.

One last thing about Sarah... she's a crazy awesome blog designer. Check out her designs and such HERE!