We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy...

Gooooood morning, lovers! And a big helloooo to those of you who are new here to my schpace on ze interwebz. I'm listening to Christmas music while I write this post, so excuse me if it's a little too jolly and holly for a Monday morning post. I can't help mahself, I've got the holidays in me! 

This weekend went by entirely too fast and since we are living the lifestyles of ballin' on a budget we really didn't do too much, aside from eating, drinking and (watching, only watching) football. Instead of posting one photo of us and telling you all how we watched college football all. day. long on Saturday - I'm just going to post a bunch of random nonsense. Who doesn't like random nonsense?

Ok, so just one.. in our college game day attire. Lovers divided, obvi.

PS. What's with my Kim K. ass in that photo? I assure you, as much as I wish I was, I'm certainly not packing that much heat in mah trunk. Totes keeping this dress on hand though, just in case I decide to be J.Lo or Kimmy for Halloweenie.

Once I watched my Florida State Seminolesssss whoop some Wake Forest tail I was over watching football... only problem is that that stinky Gator boyfriend was not. So, I snuggled with this little guy...

and I revamped my little bloggy's outfit. It's much more me now... I'm loving.

I'm TOTALLY in the swing of all things Fall now... minus infamous Pumpkin Spice Latte, cause your girl is trying to be budget friendly and someone once told me that a $5 cup of coffee isn't exactly budget friendly. Son of a bish. 

I did, however, pick up some pumpkin spice bagels yesterday... they were BOGO at Publix, and your girl lurrrves her some BOGO. And these bagels.

Go get some now.. with plain cream cheese.

Obvi I'm working on getting my ass to match that mirage of an ass in the first photo I posted.

I also spent way too much (see: over $5) on some Glade refills for the house...

And I wish I never found this scent because it's heaven. Our house legit smells like my heaven will smell. I just need some colder weather now so that my heat box of a boyfriend will submit to snuggling with me without our AC being turned down to 70 degrees.

There's a good chance I'm going to waste a lot more money on this scent. Totally worth it though. If I had a hat on my head I would tip it to you, Glade. You go, Glen Coco. 

My mom gave me the ultimate redneck gift yesterday. I plan on drinking boxed chardonnay out of this during this Wednesday's Honey Boo Boo. You betta redneckonize. 

(I can't wait to see how many innocent souls are directed to this blog by searching that now... really scary the amount of Honey Boo Boo clicks I get here)

And, so, really that's all I've got for you all today. Hope your Monday is not full of suck and if it is just go to Pandora and turn on my current favsie station:

I'm currently jingle bell rocking. Don't be too jealous.