Wash, Rinse and Never Repeat

Hello, friends. Can we talk about laundry for a moment today?

Laundry.

I hatez it.

I am the girl who waits until she is completely out of articles of clothing to do laundry.

I may, or may not, also be the girl who has worn bathing suit bottoms as undies on occasion.

(not just in college)

For me, laundry is the biggest pain in the ass chore you could give me. I will never be that housewife you come home to find ironing and folding clothes.

(apologizing in advance to my future husband)

Shit, I'm lucky if my clean clothes even make it to my closet and drawers. 

These two hooligans thoroughly enjoy that I lack the laundry gene. 

They make beds on my dirty clothes and it's slightly disturbing, if we're being real here.

 Also, even more disturbing, they enjoy eating panties. When I do actually take the plunge to do a load (or 10) I have to dig under my bed to find the majority of my underroos.

Gross.

If they were grown men I believe they'd have multiple ads on Craigslist, "seeking a young girlfriend".

These $90 velour Juicy sweat pants?

One of those sweet faced (future Craigslist creepers), little cutiekins up there have managed to digest not one but three pieces of $90 Juicy velour in their lifetime.

I know what you're thinking, I'm not even mad - that's amazing. Yeah, me too. 

Or not. 

They're lucky I had to learn to sew during the process of obtaining my degree in Fashion Design & Merchandising (which I use so often now).

Maybe if I actually got around to doing laundry every once in a while this would not be an issue.

Moral of this story... Well, I'm not really sure. I just needed to rant about all of the dirty clothing I have on my bedroom floor right now that I need to wash. I'm on the verge of being out of bathing suit bottoms which means it's either do a load or freeballin - which I tend to try and stay away from. Anyone want to come over and help a sister out? I supply wine and lots of it.

One last thing before I leave you for the day and not do laundry.

I lost my phone for about 45 minutes last night and later found it in my fridge...

Maybe I need to lay off the vino.

But if I did that I never would have found it. Riddle me that.

Hash tag catch22.