homeHey loves, I'm posting a linkup at 3 in the afternoon. Lezbihonest and call this what it is, a total blogging fail. I have an excuse though, prom prom. I was out of town for work... ok, and maybe I got a little tipsy on the vino with my boo's mama last night. It's true, not only was she sweet enough to let me stay the night even though I was without her beloved offspring, she had wine and spaghetti waiting for me when I got done working. Such a peach that woman is. Loves.
Anyways, I'm going to do a fail rendition of Michelle's infamous Oh, How Pinteresting link-up because who doesn't love a good Pinterest fail?
First up, Pecan Pie Cupcakes -
Bless my heart. I worked my ass of trying to make these stupid cupcakes because the boo's daddio loves him some pecan pie. The frosting wouldn't thicken and it just drooped down the sides of the cupcakes like slime. It was a disaster and a total fail Pinterest attempt.
Next we have Nail Dots -
Ha. haha. hahaha! I don't even know why I even thought I would be capable of perfect dots. Whoever this chick is, she's got mad patience. I did 2 nails and I wanted to scream at a kitten in the face. It was just horrible.
Moving on, Garlic Parmesan Edamame -
Well, this was just disturbing. It probably would have been delicious if the breadcrumbs didn't make it feel like you were picking up edamame pods covered in soggy bread. It was... awkward. Breadcrumbs and edamame = bad combination. F'realz.
Even Pinterest can mess up wine, Pineapple Lemonade Sangria -
This was horridly sweet. Like sugar water. I wanted to die every time I took a sip of this crap. Oh, and don't you dare get any on your skin because you will feel like a sloppy little toddler after they suck on a lollipop. SO STICKY. I'll stick with plain wine next time, thanks.
Lastly, Pink Ombre Cakes -
HA! Totally kidding. You've got to be on hard drugs if you think I would ever attempt this pin. I don't even know why I pinned this shit.
And that's all I've got for you all today. Sorry I fail. I'll see you tomorrow... hopefully less fail involved. Ciao, sweetnesses!
Next we have Nail Dots -
Ha. haha. hahaha! I don't even know why I even thought I would be capable of perfect dots. Whoever this chick is, she's got mad patience. I did 2 nails and I wanted to scream at a kitten in the face. It was just horrible.
Moving on, Garlic Parmesan Edamame -
Well, this was just disturbing. It probably would have been delicious if the breadcrumbs didn't make it feel like you were picking up edamame pods covered in soggy bread. It was... awkward. Breadcrumbs and edamame = bad combination. F'realz.
Even Pinterest can mess up wine, Pineapple Lemonade Sangria -
This was horridly sweet. Like sugar water. I wanted to die every time I took a sip of this crap. Oh, and don't you dare get any on your skin because you will feel like a sloppy little toddler after they suck on a lollipop. SO STICKY. I'll stick with plain wine next time, thanks.
Lastly, Pink Ombre Cakes -
HA! Totally kidding. You've got to be on hard drugs if you think I would ever attempt this pin. I don't even know why I pinned this shit.
And that's all I've got for you all today. Sorry I fail. I'll see you tomorrow... hopefully less fail involved. Ciao, sweetnesses!
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