A day in my size 9's.

On Tuesday I saw everyone and their dog link-up, showing what they do from sun rise to sun set each day. Like most popular bloggy trends, I was instantly intrigued and browsed through as many similar posts as I could. I love seeing the behind the scenes views of you lovely bloggy ladies - aka I'm nosey as hell. 

Nosey is as nosey does, so to merit my nosiness I'm going to show you all what I do from day to day.

My alarm goes off around 7:32 but I continue to lay in bed until about 7:45 reading emails and browsing Twitter and Facebook.

Finally I realize that I'm not going to be able to eat breakfast or pack my lunch and arrive to work on time unless I move my ass - and so I get out of bed and do this morning routine. 

Once I've run some toothpaste through my mouth, a brush through my hair and thrown on some type of comfy outfit, I make my way down stairs with the kiddos and watch them wander aimlessly around the yard for about 10 minutes. 

This is usually the most obnoxious part of my day. These dogs could sniff around for the perfect pee pee spot for 15 minutes without success. I just don't get it.

Then I attempt to pack my lunch - which usually consists of leftovers, ramen noodles or a Lunchable. What can I say? I ball on a budget, my friends.

I also read sweet notes the boyfriend leaves me....

HA! Hahaha. JK. You really think he writes me a note every day? Not even close... but it was quite convenient that this sweet little diddy was there during the filming of this day. Kudos to you, boyfraanddd. 

Then I get in my cute little car and make my way to work... Except sometimes I get lost and end up at Dunkin Donuts. Ooops. 

Once I get to work at 8:30 I bullshit around until about 9:30 or 10... Usually stuffing my face with a lump of carbohydrates and some type of iced coffee. (oh hi, Melissa's blog)

All day long I have some form of website(s) I'm not supposed to have open. Usually it's Gmail, blogs and Twitter. (oh hi, Stephanie's blog) This is how I continue to stay employed by my boss full-time. He thinks I'm a slow but extremely detailed worker... Yep, lets go with that. 

Sometimes I even but off pretending to work all together and design blog layouts for people... on this day, in particular, it was Brooke's! 

Around 4-4:30 I leave work (yay). If it's Tuesday or Wednesday I get ready to go watch softball.

When I say "get ready" I mean fill a large tumbler with Chardonnay, grab a snack and wait for the boyfriend to storm through the house rushing for us to leave. We're usually late to softball... not that I care. Chardonnay is always on time, lezbihonest. 

Once we're done with softball we eat dinner out somewhere, usually fattening greasy food. Because I work up such an appetite sitting in my fold out chair, drinking wine. 

And then we go home and my boyfriend catches me looking REALLY attractive while I work on someone else's blog design... Usually he's mocking me "are you blooOOggingggg?!". Men, they just don't get it.

Around 10:30ish we head upstairs for bed... You know, because we're 80.

And that's my very exciting life. Good lord I need the weekend to hurry up and be here... that was kind of depressing.

PS. Go check out Brooke's new blog design I did for her!