Oh, 3am. How convenient.

I was in a deep, deep slumber when I woke up completely disoriented.

Why am I at my parents' house? Why is there so much light coming through the window?

I look at my phone, "SHIT! It's 11:14 in the afternoon. I'm SO late for work.".

I had 6 missed calls from my boss and I couldn't get my phone to call him back.

I struggle to get ready for work, feeling so sluggish.

Finally, I arrive to work and I am so late. My boss is seriously pissed off.

To make matters worse, I feel practically paralyzed. For some reason I can't seem to perform any of my normal work tasks correctly.

WHAT is going on?

Oh, it was just a dream. Now I'm actually awake.

What time is it?

Oh, 3am. How convenient.

I feel a kick to my left, Ella is sleeping like a real, human baby. 

Lucky little bitch. 

I guess I'll go get some water, maybe turn on the tv.

Looky here, MTV does play music videos still. It just happens to be when only the sleep impaired are around to view them.

Good thing I'm the farthest from interested in dropping it like it's hot at 3am.

To Disney Channel I go.

I wonder if The Daily Tay Tay has found any good job leads yet?

I really feel bad about her job sitch. I hope she finds a new, better one soon. 

Also, she's right. Who in the hell are these kids on Instagram with thousands of "likes"?

Why can I be an Instaceleb?

Don't forget to bring that client check to the bank tomorrow.

And those discs you should have mailed out yesterday.

Should I pay rent already? No, that's dumb. I still have like 20 days.

Where is my cable bill?

What am I going to wear this weekend to Amanda's graduation party?

I can't wait to wear my new weave.

Jake Owen is drunk tweeting. This is awesome.

He just said "Shammbooozled"... Damn, I want to party with Jake.

My Brookie is such a lucky ho.

Melatonin sucks. Why am I awake 5 hours after I took that shit?

Really though, why am I wide awake right now?

What am I going to write about tomorrow?

I could use this topic but I think I need more time to let it marinate.

Or maybe this... nah, it's too soon for that one.

I'm going to be too delirious to make much sense of anything tomorrow.

Mmmm... coffee is going to be so good tomorrow.

This day is brought to you by a lot of coffee and hooker red nails.