homeHey friends, it's me, Hangover Girl, subbing in for your home slice Whitney today.
I'm your resident unwelcome hot mess who appears to have been run over by a bus.
Mascara on areas of your face (and arms?) mascara should never be, headache the size of Texas, bags under your eyes so big you could fit an elephant in them.
That's what she gets though. That Whitney thought she was 21 again this weekend. Joke's on her!
4 day benders aren't meant for 25 year olds who aren't getting paid by MTV to be a waste case.
Personally? Well, I love when Whitney thinks she's 21 again because that's when I know my time to shine is coming soon.
I'm shining bright like the Rockefeller Christmas tree today and it's good to be back.
You want to hear something really funny? I even made Whitney late to work this morning.
I keep hearing her talk about how it's all her new weave's fault that we've been hanging out so often these passed few days.
Long hair just makes a girl want to party, she says.
Good news though, Amanda enjoyed her grad gift.
Amanda's been hanging out with Hangover Hannah, my bestie, these passed few days too.
Saturday morning I was in full force.
I made Whitney completely useless until she absolutely had to get ready for the party
Then that ho started drinking and she ditched me.
Even yesterday she ditched me.
Instantly started with the mimosa talk. I knew I had some serious revenge to plot.
Mimosas and Bagel Bites. Such a classy broad.
The good news is that because she ditched me for Waste Case Wally yesterday, I'm in full force today and she looks like a wreck.
Toodles bishes, I've got to go make sure Whit's not doing anything productive.
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