Where Is Taylor Swift?

Am I the only one who's beginning to get concerned with Taylor Swift's recent, what I'm assuming is a, dry spell? Really though, we haven't heard much from her lately which leads me to believe she's managed to scare away 98% of the male population she's come in contact with. Not that I can blame said 98% of the male population, but after that solid run she had going on, you've got to think the girl is probably going through withdraws. 

What is she writing about? 

Does she even have anything other than relationships to write about? 

Perhaps she'll cover the Whitesnake classic, Here I Go Again. Wouldn't be such a bad choice, I feel she could really relate and dive into that one.

Did Timmy Tebow save her?

Is she afraid to leave the house she bought next to the Kennedy's out of sheer embarrassment?

Swifty just wants to know you better (know you better) and, seemingly, no one is interested in getting to know her better anymore. I can't understand why. Actually that's a huge lie, I can definitely pin point a few things that would stray just about anyone away from getting to know her better. I think pretty much everyone with access to the internet can.

Personally, I'd really like her to go back to her whoreish ways. It was pretty entertaining to watch and I got some strange and twisted satisfaction out of researching and plotting which songs off her new albums were for who. See also: I have no life. 

But really, is she taking pointers from my ladies on Sex and the City? Did she get introduced to the Rabbit? Is she pulling a Charlotte and refusing to leave her room and her Rabbit? Where's Miranda and her Rabbintervention?

Maybe her birth control was causing her to gain weight and she wasn't down with that so she decided to slow down?

Taylor, stop it with the baking Carmel Delights. Get out there and be one with those whoreish ways we all have grown to stalk love so much. We miss you and so does the population of male celebrities not getting laid. Come on, I know you've got to be itching to put out another album and, obviously, get laid again.