homeI know I told you all I was going to post today but somewhere during my cold medicine haze yesterday this girl offered to fill in for me and when someone like this offers to do such a thing you don't deny them. I don't think she needs much of an introduction, all I know is that she's who I want to be when I grow up.
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Why I don't believe Whitney wears yoga pants to work.
By The Daily Tay
By now we all know Whitney wears her yoga pants to work.
But has anyone actually seen her wear said yoga pants to work?
I don't want to throw out accusations here, but I've got reason to question this.
For starters,
does this look like a girl who's got yoga pants going on down below?
Doubtful. Very doubtful.
And then we've got exhibit two to consider.
Pretty sure Whitty said this was taken only a few week ago,
Again, no yoga pants in the picture...
Very cute suspenders sure, but no such pants.
And then there's this incriminating photo.
This was taken of Whitney AT WORK.
If you think there's even a stitch of yoga pants happening below you're just fooling yourself.
Again.
Furthermore, wouldn't someone with two white dogs stray from black yoga pants
in fear they'd always be covered in little white hairs?
Or does Whitney even own these dogs....
I know this is a lot for you to take in.
But I encourage you all to ask your own questions.
I think it's pretty obvious what is going on here.
Whitney is a power shark in the office and this is just one her tactics to get ahead.
She wants the rest of us to wear sloppy yoga pants to work while she continues
to bust balls one day at a time in her pantyhose and shoulder pads.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
My name is Taylor, I don't wear yoga pants to work.
And I think the lies need to stop.
If you'd like to read my other conspiracies feel free to stop by sometime.
Isn't it time we put the lies to rest, Whit?
You'll feel much better after you do.
XOXO
Tay
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Well there it is guys, my cover has been blown.
If you can find it in you to forgive my lies and continue reading my blog, I promise I'll be back on Monday. Go get your flu shots people, the plague sucks the big one.
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Why I don't believe Whitney wears yoga pants to work.
By The Daily Tay
By now we all know Whitney wears her yoga pants to work.
But has anyone actually seen her wear said yoga pants to work?
I don't want to throw out accusations here, but I've got reason to question this.
For starters,
does this look like a girl who's got yoga pants going on down below?
Doubtful. Very doubtful.
And then we've got exhibit two to consider.
Pretty sure Whitty said this was taken only a few week ago,
Again, no yoga pants in the picture...
Very cute suspenders sure, but no such pants.
And then there's this incriminating photo.
This was taken of Whitney AT WORK.
If you think there's even a stitch of yoga pants happening below you're just fooling yourself.
Again.
Furthermore, wouldn't someone with two white dogs stray from black yoga pants
in fear they'd always be covered in little white hairs?
Or does Whitney even own these dogs....
I know this is a lot for you to take in.
But I encourage you all to ask your own questions.
I think it's pretty obvious what is going on here.
Whitney is a power shark in the office and this is just one her tactics to get ahead.
She wants the rest of us to wear sloppy yoga pants to work while she continues
to bust balls one day at a time in her pantyhose and shoulder pads.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
My name is Taylor, I don't wear yoga pants to work.
And I think the lies need to stop.
If you'd like to read my other conspiracies feel free to stop by sometime.
Isn't it time we put the lies to rest, Whit?
You'll feel much better after you do.
XOXO
Tay
--
Well there it is guys, my cover has been blown.
If you can find it in you to forgive my lies and continue reading my blog, I promise I'll be back on Monday. Go get your flu shots people, the plague sucks the big one.
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