homeI can imagine your disappointment when you dropped in to say hi to Whitney and found me. Well, Miss Whitney is off skipping through Seattle for the weekend so she's asked me to take over her space for the day. Don't worry you're in good hands, girlfriend is my soul sister after all.
I'm Sami
Today I have a very important topic to discuss with you.. appearance. More specifically.. my own appearance.
You see, I've decided that sometime in the past who knows how many years, a rule came about. This rule states that if you wake up, get ready, and look damn good.. you will not see a single cute boy or run in to anyone you know. But god forbid you decide to throw some dry shampoo in your hair and forget the makeup.. you will almost always run into an ex-boyfriend or your really hot neighbor.
I mean who decided this rule anyways? That's really unfair to all of us women out there. I mean guys don't have bad hair days and they certainly don't use dry shampoo. They jump in the shower for five minutes, get dressed, and go. Then they see us looking all haggardly and go "Hmm, maybe she should have put more effort in to her appearance today!" Pshh as if they know how much effort we really have to put in. Am I right?
My biggest fear is that I will run into a celebrity when I look bad. Say Adam Levine for example. He will be looking all hot and broody like he always does..
Then he will see me and I'll look like this..
He will be all like "Wow, haven't you heard my song? You really shouldn't have left that bed." Then he will be bored and go back to being hot on The Voice and never speak to me again.
All because of the stupid rule that says you will always run into a hot guy or ex boyfriend when you look like crap.
We've really got to get rid of this rule.
Happy Friday friends! Whitney will return to you on Monday, but until then feel free to come visit me over here. Have a great weekend!
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