No Miss Gaga, these are MY monsters.

Oh hey, it's Halloween or something like that today, right?

Yes, it's absolutely true, I used to be one of those girls who ho it up for this special occasion.

 Lady bug, girl scout, fireman... I could continue to list the messed up things I found a way to attempt to make "sexy" but let's face it, those days are long gone with my dignity, throwing up peace signs and these duck lips... 

and this was one of my mildly ho years.

Dammit, I miss college.

Moving on, since I have no costume to show off today other than exhausted working girl, hopped up on caffeine, I'm going to show off what my top two choices would be if I could trick-or-treat with some of my favorite bloggers.

Because they are probably the only ones who would actually agree to legitimately trick-or-treat with me at this age.

I feel that Sami, Kate, Brooke, Ty-Ty and myself would seriously spice up some lives dressing up as Spice Girls together.

See?
Obviously we'd sing and dance for candy.
And booze.


But really, my favorite holiday (aside from my birthday, duh - wink face) would be Christmas, so to pay tribute I think Ty-Ty sparkle unicorn and myself would make a pretty jolly Santa and Buddy the Elf.

See?

Enjoy your Halloweeny everyone and to those of you still in college, living up those awesomely scandalous costumes, I salute you.