her heart was filled with laughter when she saw those city lights

Hi friends, I am going to be in Baltimore this Saturday for Baltimore's first Literary Death Match, in which I will be duking it out for the pride of Publishing Genius Press. If you're in the area, you should scoot on by. I've heard you need to read stories about photocopying your butt or something to win. Hopefully this is not true. I like winning, but I have no stories about photocopying any kind of butt. And yes, after a gracious early morning ride from Mister Nathaniel Otting, my favorite girl and I will be taking the train: