that's nothing; i can land a river on a bird

I have a new story out in MARY Magazine, the magazine of St. Mary's College of California's MFA program. There is new work from Matthew Rohrer, Richard Meier, Craig Santos Perez, and others. Good shit.

Most of the stories are pretty long, including mine, but editor Sara Mumolo cleverly split them into multiple pages so it's not all scroll-daunting. However, I look like a douche in my picture, which is a flaw not even Sara could mollify.

My story is based on a story told to me by a friend and it's maybe the ______ thing I've ever written.