The Facts of Whitty

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

On Sunday I announced that today was going to be hosting a one time only linkup and today is the day! 

Let's hope it's not a major fail. (fact - I'm pretty self conscience like that)

I'm a very nosey blog reader, admittedly. I'm the blog reader who sees an 'about me' page and immediately clicks it before I even read the initial post. When I see a blogger do the occasional "catch up" about me post, my heart fluffs up and I hear angels sing.

In attempts to get more acquainted with my readers I thought it would be really fun to have an about me type of linkup, so here we are...

Let's talk about facts, baby!

Fact - I love hot sauce. Crystal hot sauce, to be specific. 

Though I prefer to call it cristal, like the fancy champagne.

If it was socially acceptable I would carry a bottle in my purse. Unfortunately TSA wasn't too amused last time I tried to get through security with hot sauce in my carry-on.

Fact - My hair is naturally curly. And I hate it.

Not to say I don't love curling my hair, obviously, but my natural curls are out of control and don't listen to a thing I have to say to them.

It's even worse when I blow-dry it.

Unfortunate, really. 

Also, sometimes I send my friends photos like this.

Fact - I was adopted by my dad. When I was 7, to be exact.

My mom is my biological mom and she is kind of a saint.

Fact - I'm a nail biter. And yes, I know that it's gross and really germy.

If you try to explain how gross it is to me I will only tune you out, I guarantee you won't be telling me anything my grandmother hasn't already tried telling me for the last 20+ years.

I'm an anxiety stricken woman, it's what I do.  

Fact - I hate vegetables. Mostly the green ones.

I love corn, peas, and green beans. That's about it. Brussel sprouts and asparagus are my ideas of torture by food. Even covered in hot sauce, they still suck.

My dad used to force me to sit at the table until my brussel sprouts were gone... Luckily we had a German Shepard who would eat anything covered in meat sauce. Thanks, buddy.

Fact - I drink just about everything from a straw. Even wine.

Drinking from a straw makes everything better. Also, I once heard it makes you get drunk faster. So, there's that.

Sometimes I also drink water from a wine glass.

Just call me Nene Leakes.

Fact - I picked up a bobby pin off of my bathroom floor and put it in my hair yesterday.

Lord knows how long that little bobby had been on the floor.

What can I say? I'm dripping in class.

Fact - Potatoes are my favorite. Sweet potatoes are a disgrace.

The fact that these two are in the same family blows my mind. In a bad way.

Fact - I'll do anything for my friends. I'm insanely bias.

If you hurt or gang up on one of my best friends there's a good chance I'll be standing right behind them feeling equally as hurt and/or pissed.

Fact - Speaking of being hurt and/or pissed, I'm a grudge holder.

I've been that way for 25 years and I'm pretty sure it'll never change.

Fact - I have really weird hips. They make the craziest popping noises.

It freaks most of my friends out. I kind of love popping them though. Sorry I'm not sorry.

I'm pretty sure it's from years of competitive dance.

I was also forced to be a tap dancing hippo once. Scarred for life.

All I wanted was to be the teddy bear. I still hate the bia that got that costume. (see? grudge holder)

Fact - I have big monster feet. Size 9's.

Don't be offended that I called them monster feet if you have 9's or bigger.

Big feet, big foundation.

Fact - I'm a song and movie repeat offender. Over and over and over, it's the name of my game.

It takes a lot to get me to grow tired of a favorite movie or song.

When I'm on a kick with a song or a movie, watch out, it isn't going anywhere any time soon.

Fact - Doing laundry hurts me. However there are no words for how much I love a clean kitchen.

I would rather clean the kitchen of a frat house than do 1 load of laundry.

Fact - I used to be a child actress/model. Real life, I was.

I used to do work for Disney, Nickelodeon (when they were stationed here in Orlando), and lots of other smaller companies. It was fun but the best part was that I once met Aaron Carter and got to do a bit with him for Big Help Day on Nick. I thought my life was complete. No, I knew it was complete.

Don't worry kid, we're going to make it big one day.

Fact - Braces ruined said acting/modeling career.

Womp womp.

But I guess it's cool that I have straight teeth now. Fame would have been cooler though.

You know, because I was definitely going to hit it big time and be a star. Stay tuned.

Eff you, braces.

Fact - I go through major food phases. Like a small child.

I'll eat Bagel Bites every single day for the next 3 months. Then we will have a dramatic, soap opera like, breakup and I will be done with them for a long time.

Fact - I ended up at Florida State because of my high school sweetheart. Who later slayed my fragile little teenage heart.
Yep, it's true. I moved for a damn dude.
And people wonder why I'm such a cold hearted little bizzle now. You're welcome for this insight.

Fact - I hate finishing the last of products. My shower is full of bottles with just 1 or 2 uses left in them.

It's a real issue. I am a freak.

Fact - I got the idea for this linkup when I was in the shower. I also got the idea for this blog and blog name in the shower.

Apparently I think a lot when I'm showering.

So, what are your fun facts?

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My halls are decked.

Monday, 26 November 2012

Well, hey! It's been a hot minute since I've been around these parts, hasn't it?

Turns out that mixing a gluttonous holiday and a head cold from hell equates to something along the lines of a blogging vacation. Go figure.

Have no fear, I'm back and I have fun pictures to show you.

I know we all love pictures more than reading my random jib jab most days anyways.

So, while I was neglecting this sweet blog o' mine - here's what I was up to...

Friday my mom and I chose to ignore the fact that I was a walking germ ball and headed to the mall for a little Black Friday shopping. Really, I didn't do too much damage.

And then I saw these Ray Bans.....

Damage done.

Ella likes them too.

Saturday was painful to the 100th degree. 

If you don't know why, well, I watched the Florida State vs. Florida game and we lost horribly.

I still love my Noles...

Except now I owe this guy a week full of home cooked meals.

Womp womp. 

Yesterday my halls got decked, or something like that.

I went to a Christmas tree lot and picked out a cute little 4 1/2 footer - which I have named Charles.

(there's a tree on top of my car, for those of you who missed it... *uhem*KAIT*uhem*)

I wrapped Charles in some lights and a bunch of pink and gold ornaments.

I also put some balls in a vase.

Vase balls.

And I made my backdoor a little festive.

Andddddd, I got new lamps. These aren't holiday related at all but my living room is FINALLY coming together. My sofa, ottoman and tv stand get delivered on Thursday and I can't even describe how happy this makes me. Really though.

And really, that's it.

I'm moving real slow today thanks to having the last 5 days off. Oh, and my Florida blood is frozen this morning. Not that you Northerners have sympathy, or anything.

Alright, I'm out of here. See you tomorrow!

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Things making my heart go pitter patter.

Friday, 2 November 2012

Well hey there Friday, it sure is nice to see your face.

Today how about we link-up and talk about some things that are currently rocking my little world?

Favorite Find

Yes, this is purse shaped box wine.

Found this gem on my lunch break yesterday (yes, I frequent Total Wine during the course a my work day.) and couldn't resist myself. If only it was Chardonnay we'd really be in biznass. 

Tell me you don't think boxed wine is classy NOW (mom)! 

Favorite Couple

Really Blakey and Miran with the cute?!

These two are the new Faith and Timmy and I'm just obsessed. 

Love them both and I don't even care that they were totally brought together in sin. Nope, don't care. They make my heart go all pitter patter, pitter patter.

Favorite Purchase

I officially might actually feel my age, for once in my life.

I bought a TV.

Mind = still blown.

Favorite Food

I am the girl who goes on serious food craving binges.

Recently it's been Chipotle barbacoa burritos. 

I would consider prostitution to get my hands on one of these babies right now if Chipotle suddenly disappeared.

Just kidding about the prostitution thing, guys. (kind of)

Favorite Blogger

If you don't know Miss Oo La La Lauren, go meet her right meow.

This girl is so thoughtful and poetic, she speaks straight to my soul. Seriously though.

See also: I have a slight girl crush on her.

Favorite Song

Ben Rector - Moving Backwards

I'm repeating this song like it's going out of style, as of late.

If you don't know Ben Rector, go listen meow. He's a genius.

Have a fab weekend, lovelies, I'm out of here.

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Yes, I still drank the overly sweet red wine.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Oh hey, who went home yesterday and tested out quotes from my post yesterday?  Just me? It's cool, I needed it. Yesterday kind of sucked.

Today I'm going to participate in a little link up because I'm moving tomorrow (!!!!) and I just feel like it. 

It's ok...

That I've been an unorganized mess in all of this packing and moving situation. This is by far the biggest life transition I've ever experienced.

That I had my first evil no-reply creature leave me a hate comment yesterday and it made me giggle. Kudos on taking time out of your day to write me that overly thoughtful comment and thank you for mentioning that I have acceptance in the blog world. What a sweet thing to say.

That I completely jammed out hardcore to Katy Perry - Teenage Dream on my way to work today and I'm pretty sure there were at least 4 witnesses.

That I bought some overly sweet red wine (because it was on sale, of course) last night and it made me cringe. Yes, I still drank it.

That I get overly excited when I get funny comments from readers who seem to understand my sense of humor. Makes my day, especially after an asshole evil no-reply creature comment. 

That I always have to re-watch Duck Dynasty episodes because they come on at 10pm and, let's face it, if I'm sober at 10pm it's probably because I'm sick. Or dead.

That I've been admiring my bank account because I've had to save up enough money to pay all of the move-in nonsense that occurs when you rent an apartment. It will be sad to see that pretty number go bye-bye tomorrow. Le boo. 

That this princess, this angel, and this unicorn continue to remind me why I love blogging. If I never created this blog I would have never gotten to know them and, as of late, they have helped me more than they'll ever know. #mushyface 

Non-internetz people will just never get this.

And now I need to go do lots of work so I can take tomorrow off of work.

If I'm not around tomorrow send me your good juju (unless you're an evil no-reply creature). I'm starting to get really nervous!

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More exciting than the first time I got drunk.

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Good news...

I got the apartment!!

Turns out, I wasn't getting too ahead of myself yesterday when I showed off my new goodz for the place I wasn't approved for yet. They called about an hour after I made the post and by 5pm yesterday I was lease signing. 

I'm more excited than I was the first time I got drunk.

Also about the same amount nervous and scared as the first time I got drunk... because yes, I was the overly cautious teenager who really thought I was going to get drunk and die. Or something along those lines.

Moving on, today is the perfect day for me to link-up with Michelle and show off all of the things I've been pinning in hopes of bringing them to life in my Princess Palace.

Really though... I have been trying to only pin things that I'll actually attempt to recreate. Mama only has a week and a half until she gets her keys - no time for pinfails.

Being in an apartment means smaller spaces, so I'm ditching my tv stands and am hoping to do something like this in my new bedroom and living room.
But really, I am slightly obsessed with this.

Source: lifethrualinds.blogspot.com via Whitney Schwartz on Pinterest

Obsessed with this idea but also slightly terrified that if I get a bastard magnet my MAC powder will fall on the floor and shatter... causing me to have a breakdown, of course.

Source: modaagora.com.br via Whitney Schwartz on Pinterest

Obviously I do not have the funds to recreate this bedroom but I am going to try and stick with the color scheme and shabby chic feel. The Princess Palace is all about pink and ruffles, duh.

Source: thatslove01.blogspot.com via Whitney Schwartz on Pinterest

I'm feeling overly ambitious about the whole Princess Palace thing currently which is causing me to have some big dreams. Big dreams include my wanting to drape my entire bedroom ceiling with tulle and christmas lights.
Princess fort, perhaps?

Source: shelterness.com via Whitney Schwartz on Pinterest

I have no idea how one goes about getting a large piece of wood like this in their little Kia Sportage but I'll be damned if I'm not going to try. I mean, this is slightly genius, no?

Source: repinly.com via Whitney Schwartz on Pinterest

This is one of those cool... I've been doing it wrong for so long pins.
Durrrdadurrrr. Totally science.

Source: honeyandfitz.blogspot.ca via Whitney Schwartz on Pinterest

Mark my words. There absolutely will be a chevron accent wall in my living room and it will be gold. Bing bang boom.
I've already volunteered Kate to sit there and make fun of me while I yell profanities at a roll of tape and a lifeless wall.

Source: realhousewivesofbuckscounty.com via Eliza on Pinterest

And there you have it... the pins I am committing to recreating and not failing at.
Now... on to packing up my life and throwing out about 80% of it. My wine budget is quickly increasing.

Friday will be one week until I move.
Holy bananas on fire.

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I remember when I lost my mind.

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Good morning, lovelies. This morning I am participating in a link-up I just couldn't stay away from. And I'm actually on time for it, too. 

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Today that sweet pregnant woman, Michelle, from The Vintage Apple is asking does that make me crazy? I've got about a novels worth of things I do that I'm 99.8% certain belong in the "that shit cray" category - I'm an odd ball, I think most of you reading this right now already know that, though.

Shout out to my man Cee Lo for letting me borrow his fabulous pink bird for today's post.

So, crazy. I'm far more Cee Lo crazy than Steven Tyler crazy. Not that I can't be Steven Tyler crazy... but Cee Lo speaks to me with those tiny T-Rex hands of his.

Does it make me crazy that I have some sort of OCD-mental-block against finishing the last of things? It quite honestly pains me to use the last bit of shampoo or conditioner. I currently have about near-empty bottles of face moisturizer that I can not get myself to finish.

Does it make me crazy that I once heard if you squeeze the skin in-between your thumb and pointer finger when you have a headache, it will make the headache go away, and I completely believe it? Every time I have a headache I do the skin squeeze and I'm pretty sure nothing happens. Yep, I continue believing it though.

Does it make me crazy that the volume on the tv or radio has to be on an even number? Same with my alarm clock settings.. 7:32, 6:14... no odd numbers. I wish I could explain why but we'll just go with it's because they're evil. That's normal, right?

Does it make me crazy that I sleep with a blanket under my head? On top of the pillow, slightly wrapped around my head, without covering my face. Sometimes I put a little over my eyes to block out the light but I can't sleep without my blanket/pillow. 

Does it make me crazy that I refuse to answer the phone if it's a number I don't know? I just won't. I don't want your free trip. Or to tell you that my name is not Carl. 

And that's just to name a few. 

Anyone else think I'm crazy yet?

Go link up with Michelle and share your crazy tendencies. 

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I'm late to the party (again)...

Friday, 28 September 2012

Oh, hi there. Today you all are going to be like "WTF is wrong with this chick?". I'm about two weeks late and a lot of dollars short (whatever the hell that actually means) but I'm finally getting my little ass aboard Erin's, from Living In Yellow, 'I believe' link-up train. No time but the present, eh? Let's call it fashionably late. 

Sorry for missing your party Erin, next time don't start without me. Geeze.

I believe in anything and everything that sparkles.

I believe in 90's pop music.

I believe in acting as humanly cheesy as possible.

I believe that if you can wear yoga pants to work you should do it multiple times a week.

I believe that lime juice makes water far more enjoyable.

I believe in never putting your iPhone down. Unless you're in the pool or shower, or something.

I believe that playing old rap songs is the only proper way to prepare for a night out.

Source: iwastesomuchtime.com via Bianca on Pinterest

I believe that naked nails are sad nails.

I believe in smiling at strangers. It either makes their day or creeps them out. Win, win.

I believe in blonde highlights.

I believe in the Florida State Seminoles.

I believe in laughing until it hurts.

I believe in always accessorizing.

I believe in never giving up and always being accountable.

I believe chick flicks are good for the female's soul. 

I believe wine makes everything better. 

I believe in making faces when something is awkward.

I believe that no chore is executed correctly if you didn't dance during it.

I believe in carbohydrates. Lots and lots of carbohydrates. (suck it, Atkins)

I believe in keeping secrets.

I believe in life changing love.

I believe in taking chances.

I believe in doing what makes me happy and not worrying about what anyone else thinks.

I believe in making carpet angels.

I believe in spending multiple hours on Pinterest.

I believe in the person I have become.

I believe in foot popping kisses.

I believe in blogging about whatever you want to blog about.

I believe in best friends and soul mates.

I believe in overdoing it. 

I believe straws are the only way to drink all beverages.

I believe in staying true to myself.

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Pink lips and football games.

Monday, 24 September 2012

Gooood morning, lovers! I am DRAAAAAGING this morning. I think I got about 2 solid hours of sleep last night and I'm feeling it bad... I've got to get on board with this melatonin thing so many of you ladies seem to be loving. My plan is to get on that TONIGHT. I needz my sleep.

This weekend flew by and I can't believe this is the last week of September. WHERE has 2012 gone?!

On Friday we went to happy hour and I rocked some hot pink lips. We are extreme homebodies so I'll use any excuse to bust out my current fav lipstick. 

Anyone else loving this bright lip trend going on right now? I can't get enough. They make me feel so Khloe Kardash. 

Side note from happy hour... we had fried banana peppers. Can we please talk about this for a second?! So delish. These were a close relative of my love, fried pickles, for sure.

After happy hour we went home where I proceeded to drink 2 more glasses of wine and fell asleep by 9. Your girl can't hang anymore and it's starting to get slightly embarrassing.

Saturday was game day aka my favorite excuse to day drink! We met up with my favsie honey boo boo, Kate and her hubz to watch the Gator game. I was the long ranger Nole fan but it's cool...  Garnet and gold are much more attractive colors. 

Once again, I came home from the bar and took a nap. I'm telling you, 20 year old Whitney wouldn't even know this person I am anymore. Not too long from now I'll be going to get fitted for some orthopedic shoes. Here's to hoping they have pink ones with sparkles.

Once I woke up from my hibernation nap it was time for my Noles to whoop some Clemson ass. They did not disappoint and I was one happy Nole fan!

Throwing this cutie in here because she looks like a munchkin waiting on the stairs for me to let her out in the morning. 

Yesterday I got to hang out with my mama for a little lunching and shopping. She finally convinced me to buy my new case for my iPhone 5 since we got shipping confirmation on Saturday. So ready for my new phoneeeee. Come to mama, Siri.

Which reminds me... I'm having a harder time deciding what I want Siri to call me than I did choosing a new case... which was really way more difficult than it should have been.

And with that, I think I'm done with my rambling for today. I warned you all, I'm running on little to no sleep. If you have feelings and thoughts on melatonin feel free to give me your two cents. I'm desperate for some good sleep without having trippy dreams and feeling like I'm a zombie in the morning.

Have a lovely Monday, all!

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