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her heart was filled with laughter when she saw those city lights

Penulis : Unknown on Sunday, 24 January 2010 | 10:46

Sunday, 24 January 2010


Hi friends, I am going to be in Baltimore this Saturday for Baltimore's first Literary Death Match, in which I will be duking it out for the pride of Publishing Genius Press. If you're in the area, you should scoot on by. I've heard you need to read stories about photocopying your butt or something to win. Hopefully this is not true. I like winning, but I have no stories about photocopying any kind of butt. And yes, after a gracious early morning ride from Mister Nathaniel Otting, my favorite girl and I will be taking the train:

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inter the active era, enter the active area

Penulis : Unknown on Friday, 22 January 2010 | 13:57

Friday, 22 January 2010


I'm about to go grocery shopping. List is pretty well decided. However, there's a chance that I will shop for groceries again at some future juncture. What will I get then? Who knows. You, that's who. That's right: I am now accepting Entries for a Contest I call "tell me something to buy from the grocery store in the comments." I think you can figure it out. Unless your Contest Entry includes kale, eggs, or olives, I reserve the right to total skepticism.
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do good and get cookies

Penulis : Unknown on Sunday, 17 January 2010 | 15:13

Sunday, 17 January 2010


Hey friends: donate any amount to Partners In Health for Haiti relief (the money goes immediately to people doing good things) and the beautiful and talented Carolyn Conspiracy will send you vegan cookies.

HURRAH! CLICK HERE!
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fog you can believe in

Penulis : Unknown on Monday, 11 January 2010 | 01:22

Monday, 11 January 2010


Hi lovelies. Back in California. Homemade pizza. Avocado. Thanks, Mom. Excited to go back to Massachusetts, to see Carolyn and friends. Talked with Dad in diner last week about the West Coast being tired. He got it. Ergo, fog. Waitress was funny. She made fat jokes about herself. Portola was funny. A bunch of snowmobilers drank Bloody Marys early last Sunday. Had some awesome tacos. Who knew. Portola. Portland was terrific. Ate Ethiopian pancake stuff with Bryan and Willie. There was a menacing Russian in the back and a man wearing a dress. Amazing food. Lentils, peas, collard greens, certain spices. Haven't had Ethiopian pancake stuff since Vancouver 2006. Saw Andrew Jackson Jihad. They talked too much between songs but they were hellbent. Cabbed to Voodoo Donuts after the show. There was some confusion over whether I "forced" Bryan to high five a drunk accountant lady or whether this was "all in good fun." Ate an apple fritter and an "ol' dirty bastard." Bryan let us bite his maple bar. Spent too much money at Powell's. Made a promotional video with Kevin Sampsell, who's delightful, as are his girlfriend and son. Kevin gave me a copy of Lewis Nordan's memoir. Nordan talks convincingly about having feelings that are not condoned by cultural norms or sitcoms. I like it. Dropped some NOÖs off at Reading Frenzy. Rain and cheesy popcorn in a ziploc. Portland has the most authentic beards I've ever seen. Willie let me eat his kimchi radish. Three hours of sleep before my bus back to California. Felt like the Mountain Goats song "See America Right." Oregon mist dawn around Grant's Pass. Very pretty. Cattle and fog. Wrote a song about not dying and Carolyn. Girl behind me on the bus kept reading aloud from her "Courtney killed Kurt" conspiracy book. Rachel B Glaser joined Facebook. Stunned. My sister has a bird that rotates around its beak because of some gravitational idea, which is sitting in her room right now. The bird's feathers are buzzed by pink.

PLEASE IMMORTALIZE SOME SMALL THING YOU'VE SEEN RECENTLY BY MENTONING IT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION
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