gettin up earlier, gettin burned faster

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Before cell phones, the Bible was probably the most mainstream association with "texts." "Body of work" seems totally a wrong and gentile phrase. When I think of a "body of work," what I really think of is that lady they found under a pile of her own hoarding. Body didn't do her much good. Unbearably sexy thoughts will always make me sneeze. Did I just Google "sexy thoughts" sneezing to see if this was a common experience? Welcome to my faith. Have you heard of the game where people surround a huge sheet and hold it up, Ouija-board style? And then someone climbs on the sheet and the people bounce this person, trampoline-like, in a miracle of collective will? Well, usually the person falls off, but people fall off anyway, and everyone might as well be helpful until they do.

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Eid Mubarak..

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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i would hit you again but i need time for my rhetoric

Friday, 3 September 2010

A roofer is whining for a saw, a skill saw, a hand saw, in the most annoying way I've ever heard. People seem to have saws but seem disinclined to give him one because of his whining, more out of confusion than anger, as if his whining is so exaggerated they fear they're on a secret documentary.

God is picking from between different stars with an older God behind him saying "You should get that star, that's a Reynolds star, they're a good brand." God thinks, "I have no idea what that means." Then he thinks, "Wait, all he means is that the company doesn't sound Japanese."

We went to get ice cream at Sundae School, and they had their own cop monitoring parking lot traffic. His moves seemed FAA-regulated.

Fromm the Department of Indignation: Grade the following instances of Indignation on a scale of your choosing: What kind of farmer's market doesn't have free samples? What kind of a personality trait is a preference for ginger ale? What kind of beautiful weather doesn't know it's September 11th? What kind of parent teaches their kid to ride a bike in the parking lot of the funeral home?

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Ocean Heaven 2010

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The movie is about the relationship between a terminally ill man played by Li and his autistic adolescent son played by rising actor Wen Zhang. Actress Kwai Lun-Mei stars in the film as a clown who performs at the aquarium and meets the father and son.

Based on a true story, "Ocean Heaven" is Xue Xiaolu's directorial debut. The director previously wrote the script for Chen Kaige's film "Together".

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second place gets a set of knives

Thursday, 2 September 2010

Hey, Publishing Genius is giving away 5 copies of We Are All Good If They Try Hard Enough on Goodreads. Check it out: http://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/5542-we-are-all-good-if-they-try-hard-enough. Also check out the giveaway for Rachel B Glaser's awesome book Pee On Water: http://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/5543-pee-on-water.

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