Over and out, 2012!

Annnnd it's the afternoon, I'm still in my PJ's, and I'm still rocking yesterday's make up.

Class. Act.

This holiday break shit is tough stuff. Last night I downed a bottle of wine with no remorse.

Turns out, when I know there will be no sound of an alarm the next morning I have no boundaries.

Or maybe that's always.

Anyways, I think today I'm supposed to write about New Years and resolutions and shit.

Except I don't make resolutions because usually resolutions mean you have to quit something and my mom always taught me to never be a quitter.

Allow me to show off this lovely inspirational graphic I found on Pinterest.

Source: imgfave.com via Mattie on Pinterest

See that? I think about wine easily every day.

Let's say, theoretically, I did actually make some resolutions, shall we?

I should probably drink less but if I did that I'd have little to no material for my blog (or life, in general).

I mean, I don't buy new clothes... so I can't be a fashion blogger. Also, I kind of suck at dressing myself most days. (see also: the title of this blog)

I don't have a kid... so I can't be one of those bloggers who writes about their kids eating solid food for the first time.

I eat Bagel Bites and Chickfila like I own stock in said companies... so I can't be a diet blogger. Also, I think you can't drink large quantities of booze when you're a diet blogger. Scratch this one off the list, hard.

Maybe I could be a dog blogger but only because I am amused at how fun it is to say "dog blog". Say THAT 5 times fast. Dog blog. Dog blog. Dog blog. Hee hee haa haa.

No? Never mind.

Let's stick with blogging booze wine enthusiast. 

I should probably lay off the junk food and maybe do some of that cardio stuff I see so many people Instagram photos of them doing... Except for I only like to Instagram photos of myself when I look like a rockstar and so that wouldn't really work for me.
Also, running on a treadmill is my actual definition of hell. So, there's that.


I should probably take some time to find myself some dignity and never make a drunken vlog again... but I lost my dignity so long ago I'm pretty sure it's gone forever.
That happens, just ask Lindsey Lohan.


I should probably stop judging and start doing more nice things for people... but I'm just an ass hole 99.9% of the time.
I blame Disney movies for this one.
Those evil Disney bitches were usually my favorite. Plus, Cruella had some pretty bad ass hair.

Source: Uploaded by user via Erica on Pinterest

I should probably drink wine that comes from a classy glass bottle instead of a cardboard box... but then I'd be more broke than I already am. And also sans additional glasses of wine.
Boxes just go further. It's science.
And I probably should reconsider dumping half a box of wine into a Tervis and shoving a straw in it and calling it a party... but alas, dignity went out with my jean skirt.



And that pretty much sums it up for this girl.
I want to tell you that I'll post one more time before 2012 ends but who knows how smashed I'm going to be Sunday night - or if I'll decide to film a post Sunday Funday vlog again. (let's hope not)
Anywho, it's been a pretty shitty year and I've decided I'm going to make 2013 my bitch.

Over and out, 2012!