men work in fields with feelings

Wednesday, 24 May 2006

Man, everybody always posts about their scholarship. I am a scholar too. Sources have pegged me a "public theorist." Here are the titles of some of my upcoming projects, all of which will be published in TIME, Rolling Stone, Good Housekeeping and The Dayton, Ohio Electrical Appliance Quarterly:-The

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Ball of Dooshie Levitation

Tuesday, 23 May 2006

Something different. Fiction. Promise. Even though I know a guy named Daniel. I was supposed to write about an asshole, but I'm not sure who's the bigger asshole -- him or me for writing, etc. Love me tender love me true. Tell me if the ending feels dumb.Ball of Dooshie Levitation I trip whe

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hard work

Tuesday, 16 May 2006

I have been wrestling with this one for a while. It's about my mother. Sometimes I stare at the lake when a line goes wrong.Beloved Floofylimbs, How I Pine Like DamnFloofylimbs, I live in a cheery house of rafts,wherein I dwell on sex and speaker systems,all the livelong whistlin' "shlam-zee-du!"an

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um

Thursday, 11 May 2006

A Small Choir Replies to Minh-Huyen's MySpace BulletinMinh-Huyen may never ride a bull.We can't derive exactly where herbleakness bleats. We've lied ourteeth to slush concerning what wedid, shit, Friday night, so many --  We shook ginger into teenage winks.  We gabbed acorns acr

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instructions

Monday, 8 May 2006

Everybody respond to my last two poems with quotes from White Noise (the Delillo, not the Keaton) concerning nostalgia.Poetry should not service reconstruction, it should service construction, the construction of imagickation.This renders at least one entire form -- the lament -- irrelevant. Also,

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dandy wa-wa

Sunday, 7 May 2006

Ashley Yells the Once and Future Fuck YouRicky's brother Ashley in the window,dirged as an old woman of soup sleeves,shouting ignoble our baseball and Kool-Aid.She was a slut, he was less than acorn can -- me with my gloves andfriends too lotionclad for the laundromat.Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm pocked w

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not vispo, just lazy

Friday, 5 May 2006

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okay, trying for fizzpo

Thursday, 4 May 2006

Or: how to make fizzpo avoid langpo. I think we need more rules.Your Town Has Nine Nice LawnsSee Reno before you die inAlaska where your wolves slipup the lips of two apologetic girlstrading shoes for fraught shenanigans ---- win a fistful of rhinestones,but the fist of a station dwarf, soyeah. No

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everything that rises must conmotherfuckingverge

Tuesday, 2 May 2006

Langhorne Slim. Jesus Christ. What do these young men have in common? The drunken scythe of truth, that's what.This one song -- "Hope and Fulfillment" -- is like an angel gone slicing my heart my heart my heart with banjo wire and the furious love of Jupiter.This song could reconstruct the pyramids

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griddle drippings, first(ish) draft

Monday, 1 May 2006

Cheap Giggle of the Plastic ShuttleWe Google the names of the astronauts,knees up on your kitchen table.O God, these yellow cars and undulationsin apartments facing Safeway.You in your research of Irish wars.Me and my radical collared gunk.Someone is clanking a fingernailon a candy dish of snookere

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