chelsea martin is a bowl of stew hiding inside from a cold october storm

from the end of a very important email sent to me by Chelsea Martin:

ps mike i had a dream that you owned a massive and highly-respected natural history museum and i started going to school there and you owned the original tarp that jesus christ was stapled to and you made jimmy chen the 'emergency expert' even though he lives in california because you were so sure that there would never be an emergency at the natural history museum and there was a really funny poster of jimmy sprinkling emergency powder on the ground.

mama don't let your babies throw up on the cowboys

If my life were a non-linear roleplaying game such as Morrowind or Daggerfall, feel like I might ditch the main quest for a while and just hang out in Portland, ME running small fetch jobs for bookstore owners and sitting in the town inns to watch people scuff cobblestone with their pixely boots.

thanks to brian baldi, google him, buy his asparagus chapbook from invisible ear!

Really all of us in this life are those last few seconds.

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